Kardashian President

Kim Kardashian has announced she’s running for president, and eyewitnesses in Los Angeles said the campaign launch looked like a perfume commercial. Professor Evelyn Shore of UCLA explains: "Celebrity politics is inevitable when fame is worth more than policy." Anonymous staffers leaked that her cabinet picks include Kanye as Secretary of Defense and Kris Jenner as Chief of Staff. A national poll shows 39% of voters would consider her, mostly because "it can’t get worse." Trace evidence includes campaign posters with contouring tips and a slogan reading "Make America Glam Again." Cause and effect? The more politics becomes show business, the more qualified reality stars appear. Kardashian’s run isn’t about governance — it’s about ratings.