Karaoke Court

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Karaoke Court parodies justice delivered in song. Eyewitnesses at hearings described lawyers belting evidence to karaoke tracks. Anonymous insiders leaked that judges debated Auto-Tune sentencing. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d prefer verdicts sung. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because law warbles funniest in melody. Critics highlight the absurdity of order serenaded. Yet satire croons sharper: dignity collapses funniest with lyrics. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as gavels harmonized. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when justice sings. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com