KEENAN IN A NUTSHELL

HEEYYY THERE 👋🏻

I’m Keenan Hayes, and yes, it’s Hayes. Please read it as “Heyz” because somehow everyone manages to pronounce my surname differently every single time🤦‍♂️ BUT if it’s too hard, you can call me with babe or make a petname for me🧏‍♂️ 

Ok ermm first of all, welcome. Since you’re already here, let me introduce myself properly because I can talk about myself for HOURS #ILoveYepink. I’m the type of person who gets excited over literally EVERYTHINGGG. Once I’m comfortable, I’m naturally very clingy. Like… VERY clingy. I enjoy spending time with people, talking about random things throughout the day, sending unnecessary updates, sharing memes, or just random thoughts at midnight. People often say I have golden retriever energy and honestly? They’re probably right. I can be really clingy, dramatic for no reason, and sometimes a little bit annoying🤏🏻 BECAUSE aku penganut love-hate or enemy to lover trope banget anjay #ngiler🤤. I LOVE teasing people I’m close with, but at the same time I’m also really affectionate with them. That’s probably why I enjoy tropes like teman tapi mesra, friends to lovers, love-hate relationship, sampai yang super lovey-dovey. THOSE ARE LITERALLY MY FAVORITES. I mean, what’s more fun than going from “ih apaan sih lu tengil banget” to “eh kok gue nyariin lu terus ya?” AWOAKWOAKWOK #Minat. 

Ok move. Now let’s talk about one of my biggest loves: MUSIC. I genuinely listen to so many genres. Taylor Swift? OF COURSE!!!!! swifties garis keras gue. Frank Ocean, Bruno Mars, Daniel Caesar, beabadoobee, Wave to Earth, Rex Orange County, Ariana Grande, NIKI, Sabrina Carpenter, Laufey, LANY, and MANY MANY MORE. My playlist is literally everywhere and I love it. Tapi jangan salah, Indonesian songs juga have a special place di hati aku. Dewa 19, Tulus, Sal Priadi, Juicy Luicy, Hindia, Pamungkas, dan masih banyak lagi. Honestly, if you ask me about music, there’s a huge chance I won’t shut up. AND CONCERTS??? OH MY GOD. I LOVE CONCERTS SO MUCH. Kalau kamu suka Wave to Earth, Bruno Mars, Rex Orange County, Stray Kids, Treasure, atau artist lainnya, PLEASE TALK TO ME. Aku punya banyak banget fancam dan video konser yang masih aku simpan sampai sekarang. Sometimes I randomly watch them again just because I miss the atmosphere and suddenly start feeling emotional all over again.

Another thing you should know about me: I’M A HIRONO COLLECTOR. Actually no. I’m not a collector anymore. I’m a parent HAHAHAH. Those Hironos are literally my children at this point. I LOVE collecting Hirono and Pop Mart stuff. And if we get close, prepare yourself bcs I WILL send random pap of my collection. Aku bakal ngenalin mereka satu satu ke kamu dengan bangga seolah olah lagi ngenalin anak anak aku. At this point mereka udah bukan koleksi lagi. Gausah ditanya sebanyak apa koleksi aku ya, literally it’s a whole village. SEKAMPUNG. eh ga deh.. tapi SEGAMBRENGGG???😬😬😬 

ALSOOOO, I’m a huge K-Drama enjoyer. I watch K-Dramas, A LOT. So if you’re into Korean dramas, PLEASE TALK TO ME.

At the end of the day, I’m just a guy who loves good conversations, genuine connections, music, concerts, K-Dramas, and his Hirono collection. See you around maybe? 👋🏻