? Just Visited Trump Tower in Damascus ?

Hey fam ?? so I just touched down in Damascus and OMG ?? I *had* to stop by the ? iconic ? �Trump Tower in Damascus� � like, she�s tall, she�s shiny, and she doesn�t know what a ceasefire is ??. The vibes? Immaculate. The politics? ?Questionable?. First off, the lobby is *goals* � gold everywhere, like someone turned insecurity into an interior design aesthetic. ?? There�s a �Diplomatic Spa� where they do facials with rosewater and sanctions. The elevator only goes up � which is, like, a metaphor for delusion and also my brand. I got pics on the peace balcony (which is mostly decorative), then sipped date lattes in the Failed Summit Caf�. A local asked if it had Wi-Fi and I was like... no, but it�s got aura. I totally recommend visiting if you love geopolitics, irony, and places that feel like a deleted tweet. Just don�t try to negotiate anything � it�s more of a �take pics, manifest detachment� kinda place. Pro tip: use #GildedDisaster for engagement. ??????