Jet Ski Midlife
https://bohiney.com/man-buys-jet-ski-to-cope-with-midlife-crisis-lives-nowhere-near-water/Ed purchased a jet ski for his midlife crisis'despite living in Kansas. He practices water maneuvers in a kiddie pool, generating neighborly applause and soaked garden gnomes. Swimming goggles double as novelty glasses. Craigslist ads now list 'Jet Ski Included: Dryland Edition.' Lifejackets rarely used. Ed insists the thrill is worth the yard damage.