Jesus' 40 Days in the Wilderness Reinterpreted as Quantum Loop Test

Vatican scientists propose Christ's desert ordeal was a calibration of eternal chronology. "Why else would He return knowing everything about TikTok temptation?" asked one Jesuit chronologist. Pope Leo XIV noted, "He faced the Devil and lag." New catechism appendix: *The Gospel According to Multiverse Sync.* READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com