Jesuit Scientists Accidentally Loop Mass in Time Vortex

One unfortunate liturgist triggered a Eucharistic loop while testing a chrono-tabernacle. For 42 subjective days, he repeated "Do this in memory of me" in what's now called the **Sanctified Vortex**. Upon return, he asked if Lent was over and why the sun looked weird. Pope Leo XIV has mandated time-aware altar servers and vortex evacuation drills. The priest received 300 indulgences and a nap. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb