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I’ve been in college for 4 semesters now and this is now my 4th roommate to jack off most nights when I’m in the room when he think I’m sleeping. I would say something to him pretty easily but he’s not from this the US and barely speaks English/Spanish so it adds a extra layer of awkward. How could I go about talking to him about it in this case?
Really every roommate I had though I think I’m cursed 😂
When you hear him doing it shuffle in your bed and make noise alerting him that you’re awake. Maybe the shock will tip him off that he should do that in the bathroom or something lmao
I know it can be awkward, but just ask if he needs a hand. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Update: I ended up texting him about it and he stopped I think😂 thanks for the advice y’all
Update update: he started up again but this time there is a vibrator noise what do I do now?
Jerk off at the same time. You both need to do it. Lol
This is why I always opted to get a single throughout college. Maybe you should too
That might just make him think he's getting away with it, though.
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How did it happen? What was the reaction from him...from you?
No, but wish I had seen daddy wanking it.
Caught my brother beating off sitting on the toilet when we were teenagers. Lock the door dumdass.
You make time to jackoff with the ones you love.
watched my father through the basement window whle he was watching porn. He was hung like a mule.
I used to suck my brothers' cum socks then return them to pile. There were two distinct flavors and odors but I never knew which one matched to which brother.
My father let me use his bathroom in the morning to avoid the bathroom I shared with my 3 older brothers. My grandfather had been in the Magyar Lovasság, Hungarian cavalry, and my father was a mounted policeman. He was a semi nudist at home. I would sit on his bed and watch him jerking off behind the frosted glass. Often he was still hard when he exited the shower. He usually groomed totally naked. He would wink at me and say, your turn. I would run into the shower and could smell his manhood.
Well I didn't exactly "catch" him, but when my older brother first was able to cum, he was so proud, that he told me and offered to jerk off and show me. Needless to say, I let him show me.
In college I shared a room with my good-looking older step-brother. He used to jack off at night in bed and I could hear him doing it. Then I would of course inspect his underwear in the morning. He left his diary out one time and I read a little of it - he was angry at himself for "doing it" because he was religious.
I could hear my brother jerk off at night.
I told him, "You know, you're going to go blind."
I was just joking, but he was mortified.
[quote] he was angry at himself for "doing it" because he was religious.
Did he describe what "doing it" was?
I fucked my brother and did a ton of sucking when I was 12 and he 14
I didn’t personally catch them but my nanny cam did. I use it to watch my dogs while I’m at work. My brother and his family were staying with me and I got an unexpected surprise on my work computer. Imagine my shock when I saw both him and my nephew at separate times jerking off on the couch. I think they were stream casting porn to my big screen TV. I had to burn the couch afterwards.
R14 You do realize that you were recording and watching child porn. That's illegal.
r15 you assume. He never said the age of his nephew.
I don't belive anyone on this thread. Catching your dad jerking off ( that was gross to type) is something that you take to your grave because it's so horrifying.
A lot of DLers have an incest fetish, R17. Plus it's the weekend.
I caught Daddy jerkin' his gherkin. I finished him off.
R19 Well, there are three seconds you'll never get back.
Gay men are truly mentally disturbed as proven by this thread.
R21 you’re free to take your gross generalizations and leave.
Yes, and then they took turns fucking me senseless.
My brother walked in on me jacking and another time my dad’s friend did.
As a 12-13 year old boy, I was more than curious and wanted to wank with my dad. I had balls so I literally got ahold of him and asked. It was an instant denial! I was sad about that for a while then.
Dad told me that his dick wasn’t very big so there was nothing impressive about it, so why would you want to see? Never caught him wanking either, he obviously never did that or railed my mom. Weird guy. My family definitely doesn’t consider sex a priority, unlike me.
My brother caught me jacking off when I was in 19 and he was 6. I was babysitting at the time and thought he was asleep in his room. I was totally naked and he saw everything and unfortunately I think it was very formative for him.
My dad and I have always had unspoken sexual tension and it's actually hurt our relationship tbh.
[quote] unfortunately I think it was very formative for him
Why unfortunately? Is he scarred from the incident?
It was unfortunate mostly because it added to our already difficult relationship, that eventually became impossible. We don't speak and haven't seen each other in many years. Also, he's a transwoman now.
[quote]It was unfortunate mostly because it added to our already difficult relationship, that eventually became impossible. We don't speak and haven't seen each other in many years. Also, he's a transwoman now.
OMG! You are THAT unattractive naked?
I love going from disgust to laughing hysterically n these threads.
I was very hot at 19, actually! I'd lost my baby weight and I'd been tanning all that summer. My brothersister definitely had a weird incest crush on me. He's into men now still. I think he only went trans because I had "taken" gay already. He loves me yet resents me for not having a relationship with him.
My dad is very hot, and bi. My incest crush on him made our relationship strange and distant as well.
R33 You sound like either a hot mess or a fiction writer.
My family is definitely a hot mess.
This is why men alone shouldn't be allowed to be parents. A woman in a household will force men to behave better pacifying the male aggression and inhibit their natural perversion thus creating a safer place for children.
A household of only women creates its own problems too.
I once saw my dad jacking off ON my brother!
My stepdad and mom lived in a house where the stairs to the basement were on one end of a long corridor and the wall was sort of L shaped and led into the rest of the basement.
I walked to almost the end of the L and saw my stepdad jacking off for about 30 seconds, then silently backed up and tiptoed up the stairs.
My stepfather was Greek and Colombian....so he was quite noticeable.
Beyond that....I did run into my sister's second husband (of four) at the adult bookstore. I saw his cock through the buddy window before I knew who it was. Not bad but nothing to write home about, and he was a cheating asshole (they divorced a few months later).
[quote] My stepfather was Greek and Colombian....so he was quite noticeable.
Why did being Greek and Colombian make him more noticeable?
R41 He's big, he's swarthy and he was very well hung. He also had a really dark dick.
Never my father or my brother, but I caught my friend's hot father jerking off a few times. He was a hot Italian-American daddy, tall, hairy chest and stomach and stayed in really good shape. He was bald on top with hair on the sides and a mustache. Nice guy, too. His wife got fat and I don't think they ever had much sex, plus they were super into their religion so anything sex-related was a big sin in their eyes.
When I'd stay over, I'd sleep on a pullout couch in the living room. There was a study close by. Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of the night to light moans and that jerking off, slapping sound. I'd sneak over to the study, and he'd have the door wide open. He'd be sitting on a chair and I'd watch him jerk until he came. He blew a big load and had a nice sized cock. He always had a towel next to him and he'd wipe up, but when he came he kind of lost control and would make a bit of noise. I also watched him once late at night (like 3:00 am) in the summer on a lawn chair in their back yard pumping his cock. Poor guy. I don't think he got it very much. He gave me fapping fantasies for years.
^BTW, I don't think he ever knew that I saw him. His eyes were always closed in deep concentration. He seemed lost in his masturbation fantasy, whatever it was.
[quote] [R15] you assume. He never said the age of his nephew.
My nephew was 21. He was back from Yale that summer when he was vacationing with his family at my place. He was actually depressed at that time because he was kicked off crew.

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