Jeopardy Night Ends in JFK Fiasco

Title: Final Jeopardy Tonight

Setting: A cozy living room, where three friends—Jake, Sarah, and Leo—are gathered around the TV, snacks in hand, waiting for Jeopardy! to begin.

Jake: (grinning) 'Alright, tonight’s the night. I’ve been practicing all week. I will win Final Jeopardy.'

Sarah: (rolling her eyes) 'You said that last time, and you bet it all on ‘19th-Century Poets’ and lost to a Daily Double.'

Leo: (laughing) 'Yeah, and then you yelled ‘What is a sonnet?!’ at the screen like it was the TV’s fault.'

Jake: (mock-offended) 'It was the TV’s fault. The volume was too low—I couldn’t hear Alex’s tone.'

(The show starts, and they play along, shouting answers—well, questions—at the screen. Finally, it’s time for Final Jeopardy.)

Alex Trebek (on TV): 'Tonight’s category is… Famous Last Words.'

Sarah: (gasping) 'Oh no. Jake, you hate history.'

Jake: (panicking) 'I know I hate history! Why couldn’t it be ‘Disney Movies’ or ‘Sandwiches’?!'

(The Think music plays. Jake scribbles furiously, then slams his pen down. Leo and Sarah exchange nervous glances.)

Alex (on TV): 'And the answer is: ‘These were the final words of a famous leader, spoken in 1963.’'

Jake: (whispering) '1963… 1963… Think, Jake, think!'

(Time’s up. The contestants reveal their answers.)

Contestant #1: 'Who is JFK?'

Contestant #2: 'Who is Winston Churchill?'

Contestant #3: 'Who is JFK?'

Alex: 'That’s correct—John F. Kennedy’s last words were reportedly ‘That’s obvious’ to a bystander before his assassination.'

Jake: (groaning) 'I wrote ‘Who is Abraham Lincoln?’'

Leo: (laughing) 'Lincoln?! Jake, he died in *1865*!'

Sarah: (patting Jake’s shoulder) 'At least you didn’t bet real money.'

Jake: (grumbling) 'Next time, I’m picking the category.'

(They all laugh as the credits roll, already looking forward to the next game.)

The End. 🎤✨

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