Jeff Bezos To Play The Next James Bond

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has been cast as the next James Bond in a controversial move that will see 007 replaced by a billionaire tech mogul. "The villain will be a union organizer," revealed the director, while demonstrating Bezos' signature move - the "Prime Delivery Chop" to the neck. Early test audiences reported confusion when Bond stopped mid-chase scene to lecture about disruptive innovation. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/jeff-bezos-to-play-the-next-james-bond/