Jacking Off To Be A Sport

Jacking Off To Be A Sport
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Is Jacking Off a Sport? Meme Status: Submission Year: 2013 Origin YouTube

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Well, fuck it. You know what? It is a sport, fuck it. You guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherfucking dick to porn is a sport. There's two damn things that you have to do: A: You build up a sweat. I don't give a fuck, nigga, if you are building up a sweat goddammit, that shit is considered a sport. You're building up a sweat. B: And the most important part of that shit is that your hand is getting a workout. Nigga you're building up arm strength and you are building up your hand strength. I don't know about you, nigga, but when I'm beating my shit, nigga, my fucking hand muscles get fucking tight, you know what I'm saying? And that shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can't do that shit so now I do it with my left hand. Do you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? Nigga, in my opinion I believe it is. I know that some of you little trolling-ass, faggot bitches are gonna say, "Aw man, hahahaha! You must not get no pussy, motherfucker, if you jack off!" Motherfucker lets be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in their goddamn life. If you're gonna sit back and come on my goddamn post and troll my shit saying that, "Oh nigga, I never jacked off once in my life." Bitch, stop lying. Everybody does that shit, okay? So please miss me with that bullshit nigga, and go preach that shit to someone who's actually going to listen to you, okay? Number two: "Oh my God, this post was stupid it was pointless." Couldn't have been that stupid bitch, you still clicked on it! All the motherfuckers that are reading this post saw the title of the post before they clicked on the post. So it couldn't have been that stupid if you still proceeded to click on the motherfucker.

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Is Jacking Off a Sport? or Would You Guys Consider Jacking Off to Be a Sport? refers to a copypasta originating from a 2013 video by YouTuber EDP445 in which he talks about whether masturbation can be considered a sport. Gaining initial popularity in 2017, the copypasta has since been used in various memes.
On November 21st, 2013, YouTuber [1] EDP445 (EatDatPussy445) uploaded a video in which he talks about whether masturbation can be considered a sport, comparing it against golf and fishing and analyzing the amount of physical effort involved. In the end of the video, EDP445 concludes that "jacking off" can be considered a sport. The video accumulated over 1.9 million views as of November 12th, 2020.
Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf, my nigga? All you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep.
Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf, my nigga? All you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand, what the fuck are you really doing athletically, my nigga, in fishing? All that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat. Usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill, or up in they're mouth. They're just sitting up in a goddamn boat, you know what I'm saying? Throwing a goddamn rod. It could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod. It could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a dead-ass butterfly, it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird, it could be anything, you know what I'm saying? "Oh my God, we caught a big-ass salmon! Reel that fat bitch in! Yeah!" Motherfucker what are you doing athletically? How the fuck is that working up a sweat, my nigga? What, you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in? Nigga, that’s not a sport, dawg.

The video did not catch mainstream attention until early 2017, gaining only 50,000 views by January 3rd, 2017. On that day, iFunny [2] user ironicnoodle made the earliest found post about the video, posting a moblie screenshot that received 36 smiles in three years. More screenshots of the video were posted on iFunny [3] [4] in the following months. Prior to April 14th, 2017, an unknown iFunny user uploaded a 40-second opening segment of the video (post could not be discovered). On April 14th, YouTube [5] user i_xyy reuploaded the clip to YouTube, where it gained over 137,800 views in three years (shown below).
On June 2nd, 2017, iFunny [6] user kittle posted the earliest found image macro based on the copypasta (shown below, left). In the following years, the copypasta maintained a moderate presence on iFunny, [7] appearing in numorous posts on the platform (example shown below, right).
On May 14th, 2019, Instagram [8] user ghostcoffeee posted a Boys Locker Room meme (shown below) based on the copypasta that received over 1,900 and 24,600 views in one year and was widely circulated online in the following days (original author unknown). For example, a May 18th, 2019, repost by iFunny [9] user RizzoBro gained over 72,000 smiles in one year.
On May 10th, 2020, EDP445 posted a follow-up video [10] titled "Jacking Off Is Definitely a Sport" which received over 1.3 million views in six months (shown below).
Following the sequel video, the copypasta received a larger presence online, being used as source material for image macros and humorous videos, as well as on its own.

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Calling in for class, Marcello enters the anti-coronavirus online school meeting with a twist. Before he does anything, he asks the teacher if they consider jacking off to be a sport, he continues but the two leading participants seem appalled and shocked at this condensation. This "Marcello" continues the tape as the two leading participants, teacher and para make a quick decision to remove him from the meeting.

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