Jacking Off A Horse

Jacking Off A Horse



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Anonymous asked in SportsHorse Racing · 1 decade ago
I was watching hulu clips on american dad and in one of them entitled "there is no line" Seth McFarlane was playing as Roger and Stan and Roger was telling Stan to "jerk off" the horse so it had a higher chance of winning. Something about release.
Anyways, I'm pretty sure they just made that up but could anyone clarify that to me? I found that really disturbing
Like I said, I was pretty sure I knew the answer. Don't go holy **** thats ****** wrong that you would even ask that, I'm asking out of the shock that american dad would do that. Its more of a topic then a question in a sense.
PS those stars are 8+Shift ** ** * * ** * * ** *
Do you need to jerk off a horse before a race? Weird question but I have a legitimate reason for asking...?
i'm a Professional horse jockey and this myth is actually true occasionally i have to masturbate my horse a half an hour before a race and sometimes when he seems really ancy or stressed i give him oral sex.
It was just a joke, there is obviously no reason to jerk off a horse before a race. And an American Dad joke isn't really a legitimate reason for asking :P
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"I know two things about the horse/ And one of them is rather coarse." --Naomi Royde-Smith
There is something about horses that just seems to bring out weirdness in guys.
The people who handle Thoroughbred racehorses actively discourage any sexual behavior by uncastrated male horses. Sexual arrousal is discouraged; actual attempts at mating are disciplined. This is because, as you would know if you had ever been around horses, a 1,000-pound animal acting out on sexual impulses is very dangerous to be around.
On farms where horses are bred, the crew that works in the breeding shed wears protective headgear and flak jackets as protection against flying hooves, and handlers of the stallion are very cautious about their interactions with the stallion in the breeding shed. Even with all the care they take, every year there are people who get bitten, get kicked, get hurt.
The idea that anyone at a racetrack would do anything to encourage an uncastrated male horse to act out on sexual impulses is ludicrous to people who work around horses. Nobody would put themselves in that kind of danger around a horse. Any trainer who found a groom, assistant or other employee doing what you suggest would terminate the employee on the spot.
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Lmao so funny because I just watched the same episode and googled the same question ! You're not alone hahahaha. I google everything
me too because your first love is your mother so what turns you off about this?i don't understand i often feel these ppl have issues with the skin they were born with. no other logic makes sense
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Сегодня мы поговорим о лошадях (horses). Вы просто не представляете как англичане виртуозно используют лошадей в своей речи, поехали!
1. I could eat a horse (я могу съесть коня) - very hungry (очень голоден).
Это означает, что вы настолько голодны, что готовы употребить в пищу целого коня.
2. Get off your high horse - (слезай со своего высокого коня) - хватит быть таким высокомерным (stop being arrogant).
Когда кто-то на коне, это значит, что он чрезмерно высокомерен, с завышенной самооценкой. Поэтому слезай со своего высокого коня - означает будь проще, скромней и вежливей по отношению к другим людям.
3. Rein in (держать в узде) - бери контроль в свои руки, управляй больше.
Rein (узда) это веревки надеваемые на голову лошади. Всадник (the rider) использует узду, чтобы контролировать лошадь. Когда вы rein something in (держите что-то в узде) вы пытайтесь контролировать вещи которые уходят из вашего контроля. Вот несколько примеров:
4. Horseplay, horsing around - (лошадиные игры, резвиться) - чаще означает плохое поведение между людьми, обычно мальчишками.
5. Get back in the saddle - (возвращайся в седло) - означает попробуй еще раз после того как упал, споткнулся обо что-то. Когда вы падайте с лошади, вы можете бояться снова оседлать её. Англичане говорят "get back in the saddle" что бы поддержать, подбодрить (encourage) людей, чтобы они не сдавались не смотря на падения и неудачи.
Если вы прочитали эту статью и вам понравилось пожалуйста поставьте лайк и подпишитесь, буду очень благодарен =).
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