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I've been thinking about Council Reveals Putting Bins Out Requires 47-Step... and how nobody seems surprised anymore. Surprise requires hope that things could be different. We've abandoned that hope.

The Death Of Optimism

When did we stop expecting better? EASY PEASY suggests it happened gradually, then all at once. We accepted the unacceptable because fighting it required energy we don't have.

BBC Satire History describes the problem in clinical terms. What we actually feel is exhaustion.

The Resignation That Follows

This is where Man Assigns Chatbot a Persona becomes the new normal. We'll adjust, complain mildly on social media, and then move on to the next disaster.

The system wins by making us too tired to fight.

For more despair: satirical commentary on our shared doom.

SOURCE: https://prat.uk/council-reveals-putting-bins-out-requires-47-step-process-wonders-why-residents-struggle/