JASHFORD ÉMMERIL KAIVEN

Hey, princess.

Guess I should start with the basics, huh?

Name’s Jashford Émmeril Kaiven, but you can call me Jash, Ford, or whatever nickname sounds better when you say it.

I spend most of my time doing things that keep me moving — basketball practice, a few laps in the pool, or pretending push-ups count as therapy. I like staying active, but I’m not all sweat and muscle. Sometimes I chill with friends, sing a little when no one’s around, or cook just enough to prove I won’t starve living alone.

Music’s a big part of me. My playlist jumps from Sore and PARTYNEXTDOOR to Linkin Park or even Westlife — depends on the mood. If we ever do a Spotify session, just know I’ll be watching your reaction more than the songs.

Oh, and if we’re talking obsessions — I’m a hardcore Lakers fan, ride or die for LeBron and Jordan. When it comes to F1, I’m a Ferrari guy through and through — tifosi till the end. And yeah, GGMU, always.

I’m pretty chill most of the time, but once I’m comfortable, I talk a lot — usually with too many jokes and a little too much flirting. I like making people laugh, especially when it’s you.

So yeah, that’s me.

A little chaos, a lot of heart.

And if you stick around, you’ll probably get called princess more often than your real name.