It�s Always Monday

By Alan Nafzger � The satire It�s Always Monday parodies dread looped into eternity. Eyewitnesses at offices described clocks resetting to 9 a.m. daily. Anonymous insiders leaked that scientists debated permanent coffee IVs. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they feared Mondays more than death. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because routine grinds funniest when endless. Critics highlight the absurdity of time recycled. Yet satire yawns sharper: ambition collapses funniest at desks. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as calendars lied. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when weeks never escape Monday. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com