Is Jacking Off A Sport

Is Jacking Off A Sport
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seriously though, I reread this with a beat and a flow and it doesn't actually sound that bad.........
Do y’all think masturbating is a sport? Don’t know about y’all, but I do think it’s a sport. If people can say golf, the most boring sport, is a sport and say fishing is a sport, I know that they can say masturbating is a sport. Analyze it. What athletic thing do you do in golf, n gga? All you do is hit the golf club. “Oh, man. That’s a nice, long birdie; it went 250 yar—“ Get out of here. Nobody cares about that. Who watches golf? Nobody cares. N ggas fall asleep. Fishing, however— WHAT ARE YOU DOING ATHLETICALLY, N GGA, IN FISHING?! All you do is sitting in a boat. Usually it’s old people that don’t have teeth. They’re just sitting in a boat. You feel me? Throwing a rod. It could be any bait on the rod; a worm, a caterpillar, a centipede, a dead butterfly, a bird’s beak, it could be... anything. You feel me? “Oh! We caught a salmon! Reel it in!” What are you doing athletically? How is that making you sweat, n gga? You’re working your arm since you reel that in? That’s not a sport. Well, it is a sport. Y’all say that’s a sport. Masturbating is a sport. Masturbating and beating your penis to porn is a sport. You only have to do 2 things: Sweat. Well, you don’t have to do anything. There’s 2 things that happen, is what I meant: You sweat. I don’t care. If you sweat, that’s a sport. 2, the most important part: Your hand is working out. Your hand is strengthening. You are strengthening your arm. You are strengthening your hand. When I’m masturbating, my hand muscles are tight. You feel me? And that weakens my whole left arm. I used to do it wi the my right hand, but I can’t, so I use my left. So do you think masturbating is a sport? In my opinion, I think it is.
Is masturbating a sport? I think it is. If golf, a boring sport, and fishing are a sport, then masturbating is a sport. How is golf athletic? All you do is hit the club. “That’s a long birdie; over 250 yar—“ Get out. Nobody cares. Who watches golf without falling asleep? But fishing— HOW IS FISHING ATHLETIC?! You just sit in a boat— usually old people without teeth. They just sit in a boat. Right? Throwing a rod with any bait. It could be a worm, a caterpillar, a butterfly, a bird beak... anything. Right? “We caught a salmon! Reel it in!” How is that athletic? How do you sweat? You work out your arm when you reel in? Not a sport, but it is a sport. You say it’s a sport. Masturbation is a sport. Masturbating to porn is a sport. You only have to do 2 things— well, you don’t have to. 2 things happen: You sweat— if you sweat, it’s a sport— and, most importantly, your hand strengthens. You work out your arm. When I masturbate, my hand muscles tighten. Right? That weakens my left arm. I used to use my right, but now I use my left. You think masturbating is a sport? I think it is.
I'm I stupid if this guy actually makes a point?
And you get extra points for porn selection and jerking time before you nut
Fap sport, golf bore, fish dumb, fap sport.
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I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my dude? All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..." get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my dude? Nobody gives a fuck. It makes dudes fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand... What the fuck are you really doing athletically my dude in fishing?
Not really a sport when no one can compete with me
It would have to be a competition on some level to be considered a sport.

I'm not sure if it's something we could get some real concrete rules on. There would probably have to be different categories of competition such as:

- First to Cum Wins
- Last to Cum Wins
- Hands Free
- Upside Down
- Footjerk

I mean if you can get Viagra or Pornhub to sponsor it, they'd probably start airing it on ESPN by the end of next year
I would say incorporate it in with like the triathalon.
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I would say incorporate it in with like the triathalon.

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Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know 'bout you motherfuckers but i consider that shit to be a SPORT. Ok? If people can sit back and label god damn GOLF which is the boringest fuckin' sport in the world a god damn sport. If you can label that shit as a sport, and if you can label god damn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what athletically are you doing in golf, my nigga? all you doin' is hittin' the god damn golf club click "oh my god man that a long ass birdie man nice birdie nice putt man it went 250 y-" get the fuck outta here nobody care about that borin' ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my n- snooort mlem mlem nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep. FISHING on the other hand, WHAT THE FUCK are you really doing athletically my nigga in FISHING? All you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch ass up in a boat, usually its old ass snaggle-teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no god damn teeth up in their fuckin' grills with a big damn mouth. They just sitting in the god damn boat, you know what im sayin'? Throwin' a god damn rod it could be any kind of god damn bait in the end of the rod, it could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a deadass butterfly, it could be a fuckin' beak of a damn bird, it could be a fuckin'... it could be anything. You know what im sayin'? "Oh my god we caught a big ass salmon reel that fat bitch in yeah!" motherfucker what are you doing athletically? how the fuck is that workin' up a sweat, my nigga? What, you workin' out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in? Nigga that's not a sport, dog. Well fuck it, you know what? it is a sport, fuck it. You guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherfuckin' dick to porn is a sport. There's two damn things that you have to do: A. You build up a sweat, well actually you don't have to do shit. There's basically two things that goes DOWN that's what i meant to say. A: You're buildin' up a sweat. I don't give a fuck nigga, if you are buildin' up a sweat goddamnit, that shit is considered a sport. You're building up a sweat. Number 2: And the most important part of that shit is that... sigh your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is gettin a workout and nigga you are building up your arm strength and you're buildn up your hand strength. Ok? um. I don't know 'bout you nigga but when im beatin my shit my fuckin' hand muscles get fuckin tight. you know what im sayin'? That shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do that shit with my right hand but I cant do that shit so I do it with my left hand. um, so, in my personal opinion. So do you consider jacking off a sport? In my- nigga, in my opinion, i believe it is, so. I know what some of you little trollin' ass faggot bitches are gonna say "ah man haha you must not be gettin' no pussy motherfucker if you jackin' off" motherfucker lets be real, ok? everybody has jacked off once in their god damn lives. if you gonna sit back and you gonna come on my video and troll my shit sayin: "um nigga heh heh um nigga, heh i never jacked off once in my li-" BITCH stop lying. Everybody does the shit ok? so please, miss me with that bullshit nigga ad go, fuckin, and go preach to someone who fuckin, is acually gonna listen to you, ok? Number 2, "oh my god this video was stupid it was pointless" COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT STUPID BITCH YOU CLICKED ON IT! you know what im sayin'? all the motherfuckers watchin' this video, nigga you saw the title of the fuckin' video before you CLICKED on the video. So it couldn't have been that stupid if you still proceeded to CLICK on the motherfucker. So. Jacking off. Shits a sport. Fuck it.
Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know 'bout you motherfuckers but i consider that shit to be a SPORT. Ok? If people can sit back and label god damn GOLF which is the boringest fuckin' sport in the world a god damn sport. If you can label that shit as a sport, and if you can label god damn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what athletically are you doing in golf, my nigga? all you doin' is hittin' the god damn golf club click "oh my god man that a long ass birdie man nice birdie nice putt man it went 250 y-" get the fuck outta here nobody care about that borin' ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my n- snooort mlem mlem nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep. FISHING on the other hand, WHAT THE FUCK are you really doing athletically my nigga in FISHING? All you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch ass up in a boat, usually its old ass snaggle-teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no god damn teeth up in their fuckin' grills with a big damn mouth. They just sitting in the god damn boat, you know what im sayin'? Throwin' a god damn rod it could be any kind of god damn bait in the end of the rod, it could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a deadass butterfly, it could be a fuckin' beak of a damn bird, it could be a fuckin'... it could be anything. You know what im sayin'? "Oh my god we caught a big ass salmon reel that fat bitch in yeah!" motherfucker what are you doing athletically? how the fuck is that workin' up a sweat, my nigga? What, you workin' out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in? Nigga that's not a sport, dog. Well fuck it, you know what? it is a sport, fuck it. You guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherfuckin' dick to porn is a sport. There's two damn things that you have to do: A. You build up a sweat, well actually you don't have to do shit. There's basically two things that goes DOWN that's what i meant to say. A: You're buildin' up a sweat. I don't give a fuck nigga, if you are buildin' up a sweat goddamnit, that shit is considered a sport. You're building up a sweat. Number 2: And the most important part of that shit is that... sigh your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is gettin a workout and nigga you are building up your arm strength and you're buildn up your hand strength. Ok? um. I don't know 'bout you nigga but when im beatin my shit my fuckin' hand muscles get fuckin tight. you know what im sayin'? That shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do that shit with my right hand but I cant do that shit so I do it with my left hand. um, so, in my personal opinion. So do you consider jacking off a sport? In my- nigga, in my opinion, i believe it is, so. I know what some of you little trollin' ass faggot bitches are gonna say "ah man haha you must not be gettin' no pussy motherfucker if you jackin' off" motherfucker lets be real, ok? everybody has jacked off once in their god damn lives. if you gonna sit back and you gonna come on my video and troll my shit sayin: "um nigga heh heh um nigga, heh i never jacked off once in my li-" BITCH stop lying. Everybody does the shit ok? so please, miss me with that bullshit nigga ad go, fuckin, and go preach to someone who fuckin, is acually gonna listen to you, ok? Number 2, "oh my god this video was stupid it was pointless" COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT STUPID BITCH YOU CLICKED ON IT! you know what im sayin'? all the motherfuckers watchin' this video, nigga you saw the title of the fuckin' video before you CLICKED on the video. So it couldn't have been that stupid if you still proceeded to CLICK on the motherfucker. So. Jacking off. Shits a sport. Fuck it.
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Wouwd you guys considew jacking off to be a spowt? I don't know 'bout you mothewfuckews but i considew that shit to be a SPOWT. Ok? If peopwe can sit back and wabew god damn GOWF which is the bowingest fuckin' spowt in the wowwd a god damn spowt. If you can wabew that shit as a spowt, and if you can wabew god damn fishing as a spowt, I know damn weww you can wabew jacking off a spowt. Think about it, what athweticawwy awe you doing in gowf, my nigga? aww you doin' is hittin' the god damn gowf cwub cwick "oh my god man that a wong ass biwdie man nice biwdie nice putt man it went 250 y-" get the fuck outta hewe nobody cawe about that bowin' ass shit. Who the fuck weawwy watches gowf my n- snooowt mwem mwem nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas faww asweep. FISHING on the othew hand, WHAT THE FUCK awe you weawwy doing athweticawwy my nigga in FISHING? Aww you'we doing is that you'we sitting youw bitch ass up in a boat, usuawwy its owd ass snaggwe-teeth mothewfuckews that ain't got no god damn teeth up in theiw fuckin' gwiwws with a big damn mouth. They just sitting in the god damn boat, you know what im sayin'? Thwowin' a god damn wod it couwd be any kind of god damn bait in the end of the wod, it couwd be a wowm, it couwd be a catewpiwwaw, it couwd be a centipede, it couwd be a deadass buttewfwy, it couwd be a fuckin' beak of a damn biwd, it couwd be a fuckin'... it couwd be anything. You know what im sayin'? "Oh my god we caught a big ass sawmon weew that fat bitch in yeah!" mothewfuckew what awe you doing athweticawwy? how the fuck is that wowkin' up a sweat, my nigga? What, you wowkin' out youw awms because you have to weew that mothewfuckew in? Nigga that's not a spowt, dog. Weww fuck it, you know what? it is a spowt, fuck it. You guys wanna considew that shit to be a spowt? Jacking off is a fucking spowt to me. Jacking off and beating youw mothewfuckin' dick to pown is a spowt. Thewe's two damn things that you have to do: A. You buiwd up a sweat, weww actuawwy you don't have to do shit. Thewe's basicawwy two things that goes DOWN that's what i meant to say. A: You'we buiwdin' up a sweat. I don't give a fuck nigga, if you awe buiwdin' up a sweat goddamnit, that shit is considewed a spowt. You'we buiwding up a sweat. Numbew 2: And the most impowtant pawt of that shit is that... sigh youw hand is getting a wowkout. Youw hand is gettin a wowkout and nigga you awe buiwding up youw awm stwength and you'we buiwdn up youw hand stwength. Ok? um. I don't know 'bout you nigga but when im beatin my shit my fuckin' hand muscwes get fuckin tight. you know what im sayin'? That shit weaws the fuck out of my entiwe weft awm. I used to be abwe to do that shit with my wight hand but I cant do that shit so I do it with my weft hand. um, so, in my pewsonaw opinion. So do you considew jacking off a spowt? In my- nigga, in my opinion, i bewieve it is, so. I know what some of you wittwe twowwin' ass faggot bitches awe gonna say "ah man haha you must not be gettin' no pussy mothewfuckew if you jackin' off" mothewfuckew wets be weaw, ok? evewybody has jacked off once in theiw god damn wives. if you gonna sit back and you gonna come on my video and twoww my shit sayin: "um nigga heh heh um nigga, heh i nevew jacked off once in my wi-" BITCH stop wying. Evewybody does the shit ok? so pwease, miss me with that buwwshit nigga ad go, fuckin, and go pweach to someone who fuckin, is acuawwy gonna wisten to you, ok? Numbew 2, "oh my god this video was stupid it was pointwess" COUWDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT STUPID BITCH YOU CWICKED ON IT! you know what im sayin'? aww the mothewfuckews watchin' this video, nigga you saw the titwe of the fuckin' video befowe you CWICKED on the video. So it couwdn't have been that stupid if you stiww pwoceeded to CWICK on the mothewfuckew. So. Jacking off. Shits a spowt. Fuck it.
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