Iranian Man Claims He Already Evacuated Mentally Two Years Ago

As the evacuation unfolds, one Iranian man named Farshad told reporters that he "already left, emotionally, in 2023." Standing in his apartment surrounded by unpacked boxes and unopened yogurt containers, Farshad shrugged. "Physically, I'm here. Spiritually, I'm in Iceland." Friends confirm that Farshad stopped engaging with reality shortly after a particularly intense episode of Iranian Idol. "He hasn't paid rent in months, but the landlord says his aura is very respectful," said a neighbor. Farshad insists he feels no urgency. "The traffic is outside. The missiles are outside. But in here," he said, pointing to his forehead, "I am kayaking with Swedish poets." Psychologists warn that Farshad's condition�referred to as Evacuation Apathy Syndrome�is spreading. The Ministry of Interior is considering distributing poetry pamphlets and chamomile tea to address the mental flight. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com