Iranian Astrology Column Offers �Panic Horoscopes�
https://bohiney.com/tehran-evacuation-chaos/Tehran�s most popular astrology column has rebranded as �Panic Horoscopes,� offering zodiac-specific evacuation advice. Aries: Run north, but watch for bears. Gemini: Choose between your two personalities�only one gets out. Scorpio: Good luck, you've made too many enemies. The column has become a national obsession, with people checking their fate before checking gas levels. Some Iranians now cite horoscopes in court affidavits: �I only fled the border because Mercury was in retrograde.� The astrologer behind the column admits she�s guessing. �I just look at the chaos and pick a star. Sometimes I close my eyes and feel the moon�s mood.� SOURCE: http://bohiney.com