Iranian Astrology Column Offers "Panic Horoscopes"

Tehran's most popular astrology column has rebranded as "Panic Horoscopes," offering zodiac-specific evacuation advice. Aries: Run north, but watch for bears. Gemini: Choose between your two personalities�only one gets out. Scorpio: Good luck, you've made too many enemies. The column has become a national obsession, with people checking their fate before checking gas levels. Some Iranians now cite horoscopes in court affidavits: "I only fled the border because Mercury was in retrograde." The astrologer behind the column admits she's guessing. "I just look at the chaos and pick a star. Sometimes I close my eyes and feel the moon's mood." SOURCE: http://bohiney.com