Iran concedes:. >Zero enrichment

Iran concedes:

>Zero enrichment

>Zero uranium stockpile

> Zero weapon transfers to your allies

U.S. concedes:

> MAYBE, if we're in a GOOD MOOD, we won't ATTACK you, and as a little bonus we may TEMPORARILY relieve SOME sanctions

I'm sorry but Egypt, Turkey and Qatar must be retarded for thinking this would work.

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