Iphone 16 Now With Built In Ai Therapist

Apple's latest feature listens to your problems and responds with "Mmm, tell me more" while secretly auctioning your childhood trauma to advertisers. Early users report feeling better until they notice targeted ads for abandonment issues. The premium version judges you slightly less when you order pizza at 2 AM. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/iphone-16-now-with-built-in-ai-therapist/