Introducing the new nico-mask
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Far be it from me to profiteer off the gov's Covid Terror op against the country but I've just invented a new mask that means I'll probably become a millionaire by the time everybody's dead.
Called the nico-mask, it is basically a standard mask printed with floral designs so as to resemble a pair of panties and with a tiny aperture in it through which you can insert a cigarette (or joint) and thus smoke without removing the mask!
That way you can puff away in perfect safety and get though forty fags a day whilst safeguarding your lungs from attack by a virus!
Brilliant!
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