Internet Is For Porn
🛑 ALL INFORMATION CLICK HERE 👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻
Internet Is For Porn
Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어
LT → Английский → Avenue Q (musical) → The Internet is for Porn
The internet is really really great
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
I’m glad we have this new technology
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
Добавлено Fool Emeritus в вт, 04/06/2013 - 20:44
В последний раз исправлено Ww Ww в ср, 04/12/2019 - 04:31
Добавить новый перевод
Запросить перевод
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь , чтобы получить возможность отправлять комментарии
Read about music throughout history
[OgingerO] Tt, I think you can try your hand at ... подробнее
I couldn't add the video because the system didn't... подробнее
Interface language Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어
Internet is for PORN !! - YouTube
The Internet Is For Porn - Avenue Q - Original Broadway Cast - YouTube
Avenue Q (musical) - Текст песни The Internet is for Porn - RU
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx – The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics | Genius Lyrics
The internet is for porn / Хабр
The Internet Is For Porn | Know Your Meme
Internet is for porn (russian subtitles) | Пикабу
The Internet Is For Porn скачать mp3 бесплатно и слушать онлайн на...
Текст песни The Internet is for porn , слова песни
The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics - - Soundtrack Lyrics
The Internet Is For Porn | Avenue Q Wiki | Fandom
Avenue Q - The Internet Is For Porn в MP3 - слушать музыку онлайн на...
Avenue-Q Musical: Internet Is For Porn слова песни
Скачать Песню The Internet Is For Porn - The Internet Is ... | iPleer.com
The Internet Is For Porn слушать и скачать на LightAudio
Home
Genius Live
|
Featured
Charts
Videos
Community
|
Shop
|
Youtube
About “The Internet Is For Porn”
1 contributor
Written By
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx
1.
The Avenue Q Theme
3.
If You Were Gay
6.
The Internet Is For Porn
11.
Fantasies Come True
13.
There’s a Fine, Fine Line
15.
The More You Ruv Someone
16.
Schadenfreude
18.
The Money Song
About Genius
Contributor Guidelines
Press
Advertise
Event Space
Privacy Policy
Licensing
Jobs
Developers
Terms of Use
Copyright Policy
Contact us
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
Sign in
Verified Artists
All Artists:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
[KATE, spoken:] Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant Something modern; The internet! [KATE:] The internet is really really great [TREKKIE MONSTER:] For porn [KATE:] I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait [TREKKIE:] For porn [KATE:] What? There's always some new site [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] I browse all day and night [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn [KATE:] What are you doing!? [TREKKIE:] Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] Oh! Hello, Kate Monster [KATE:] You are ruining my song [TREKKIE:] Oh, me sorry, me no mean to [KATE:] Well, if you wouldn't mind, please Being quiet for a minute so I can finish? [TREKKIE:] Okie Dokie [KATE:] Good! I'm glad we have this new technology [TREKKIE:] For porn- oh! [KATE:] Ugh Which gives us untold opportunity [TREKKIE:] For porn— Oops, sorry [KATE:] Right from you own desktop [TREKKIE:] For— [KATE:] You can research, browse and shop Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Noooo [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Trekkie [TREKKIE:] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! [KATE:] That's gross! You're a pervert [TREKKIE:] Ah, sticks and stones , Kate Monster [KATE:] No, really, you're a pervert Normal people don't sit at home and look At porn on the internet [TREKKIE:] Ohhhh? [KATE:] What?! [TREKKIE:] You have no idea Ready, normal people? [BRIAN] Ready! [GARY] Ready! [ROD] Ready! [TREKKIE:] Lemme hear it! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [PRINCETON:] Sorry, Kate [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [PRINCETON:] I masturbate! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! [KATE:] The internet is not for porn! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Porn, porn— [KATE:] Hold on a second! [TREKKIE MONSTER:] Wha- [KATE:] Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online [ROD:] That' s correct [KATE:] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com [BRIAN:] Sure! [KATE:] And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay [GARY:] Yes I do! [KATE:] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card [PRINCETON:] True! [TREKKIE:] Oh, but Kate What you think he do... after? Hmm? [PRINCETON:] Yeah [KATE:] Ewww! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Gross! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] I hate porn [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Grab your dick and double-click For porn, porn porn [KATE:] I hate men! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] (Harmonizing) Porn , porn , porn , porn [KATE:] I' m leaving! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Porn, porn, porn, porn [KATE:] I hate the Internet! [TREKKIE:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND SOME:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND ALL:] The Internet is for porn! [TREKKIE:] Yeah!
In another song that mimics Sesame Street’s use of music as an educational tool, Trekkie Monster interrupts Kate’s song about the joys and versatility of the internet. Trekkie argues that he believes the Internet’s true purpose is to provide porn.
