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'My Guilty Pleasure': Dating Your Mom, By Ian Frazier When writer Tom Ruprecht decided to read Ian Frazier's Dating Your Mom , he faced a conundrum that most teens would find terrifying: How do you ask your mom to buy you a book with a title like that ?

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I read my guilty pleasure junior year of high school; a time when for many young men guilty pleasure means something else. I heard about a book of essays by Ian Frazier that was supposedly very funny. So I asked my Mom for a ride to the mall.
Back then there was no Amazon. Well, there was, but it was in South America. Fortunately, asking Mom if she'd like to go to the mall was sort of like asking Chuck Schumer if he'd mind going on television. Three minutes later, we were in the car. Mom asked the name of the book I was getting.
Here's the thing: Frazier's collection is titled Dating Your Mom .
I assure you it's not a how-to book. The title essay jokingly proposes that since your mom gives you an unconditional love that you're unlikely to find elsewhere, she'd make a good partner. I particularly liked Frazier assuaging any guilt you may have about cuckolding your Dad. "Let him go put the moves on his own mother," Frazier writes, "and stop messing with yours."
Instead of simply explaining that "dating our mom" was meant humorously, however, I panicked and blurted out, "I can't remember the title."
In the bookstore, I distracted Mom with a 30 percent off sale at Laura Ashley, grabbed the book and rushed to the counter like it was a bank heist — "C'mon! Put it in the bag! Faster! Faster!"
I really enjoyed the collection. Pieces such as "The Bloomsbury Group Live at the Apollo," mix silly and smart in the same manner as Woody Allen. Another essay imagines Samuel Beckett as an airline pilot giving despairing in-flight announcements to increasingly frightened passengers. It's a great book ... aside from the title that marks you as a sexual deviant.
My Mom poked her head into my room one day and caught me reading it. She saw the title. "Oh," she said, "I see why you didn't want to tell me the name of the book."

Tom Ruprecht is a former Late Show With David Letterman writer and the author of George W Bush: An Unauthorized Oral History.

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Tom Ruprecht is a former Late Show With David Letterman writer and the author of George W Bush: An Unauthorized Oral History.
And that's pretty much how things stood for the next 17 or 18 years: Me, resigned to the fact that my Mom thought I was an incestuous freak.
(As I veteran of the PC age, I almost added a Seinfeldian "Not that there's anything wrong with that" qualifier to "incestuous freak," so as not to offend the incest freaks out there. Then I remembered, "Oh, wait, in some cases 'freak' is appropriate.")
My Mom passed away 10 years ago. Towards the end of her life, I decided I had to correct the record. You know, tell my frail mother that I didn't want to have sex with her. Over lunch I explained everything about the book. When I finished, she laughed and said, "Wow, I don't remember that at all."
She didn't think of it again, because she gave me the benefit of the doubt. Unconditional love.
Five years ago, I married a wonderful, caring woman. Whenever there is a silly misunderstanding and I'm scrambling to defend myself, she stops me and says, "Hey, I'm on your side." Then she gives me the same look of unconditional love that I've gotten from one other person. I realize, in a sense, "dating your mom" isn't creepy; it's actually pretty good advice.
Tom Ruprecht's latest book is the Amazon Kindle ebook, This Would Drive Him Crazy: A Phony Oral History of J.D. Salinger.
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The former Dynasty star is maintaining her reputation as the best preserved 68-year-old in the business in a breathtaking, thigh-slapping, swash-buckling costume.
She is appearing alongside Frank Langella, the American stage and screen veteran and the former partner of Whoopi Goldberg, in the British premiere of Ken Ludwig's Over the Moon, which was a hit for Carol Burnett on Broadway six years ago.
The play, which is a backstage comedy about a tatty production of Noel Coward's play Private Lives, opens next Monday at the Old Vic after weeks in Guildford and Bath.
It is directed by Ray Cooney, the writer and director currently enjoying a surprise success with Caught in the Net, his sequel to Run for Your Wife.
The play, originally called Moon Over Buffalo, was renamed after it emerged that British audiences would not realise that Buffalo was a city in America as well as a large horned animal.
In yet another tribute to Miss Collins's vitality, she dances and even fences her way through the show while Moira Lister plays her mother despite being a mere 10 years her senior.
Set in the early days of television in the Fifties, Langella and Collins play two actors who realise their careers are on the wane when they hear that film director Frank Capra is planning to attend one of their shows and see this as their last chance for stardom.
Unfortunately the moon that night is a full one, bringing both romance and madness as the backstage farce unfolds.
"I play Roxanne and I have one scene where I'm locked in a fence fight with nothing but a corset and stockings on," Collins said wickedly in a break from rehearsals.
She was at the launch of Una-Mary Parker's 16th novel, Moment of Madness.
"I had to come. At a time when the world is as it is, one must support one's friends," she said.
Four-times married Miss Collins, who split up with her long-time partner Robin Hurlstone six months ago, is now working with her new lover Peter Gibson, 35, who is the company manager.
The couple met last year during her US tour in the play Love Letters.
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KEEPING UP I named my kid the same as a Kardashian and regret it, but not why you'd think
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A MUM and daughter have revealed that they both sleep with the same man - and they don’t see anything wrong with it.
Madi Brooks lives with her husband in the US, but as she explains in her TikTok videos, if she’s not in the mood, she’s quite happy for her mum to sleep with him.
This is because both Madi, her mum and her husband are swingers, meaning they are in open relationships, swapping sexual partners at swinging parties and events.
Speaking in a video, she says: “Me and my mom are both swingers and it’s great, you know why? Because when I’m not in the mood I can just let my husband have her.
“I let my husband have her a couple of times a week.”
But it isn’t just her mum that Madi shares her husband with, admitting that her sister sometimes ‘plays’ with her husband.
She says: “You wanna know how I keep my man happy? I let him play with my little sister.”
Her videos have since gone viral receiving up to seven million views each, with many left baffled by the family’s unusual dynamic.
Commenting, one said: “That’s enough TikTok for one year, I’m out!”
“How did that conversation ever initiate?” asked another, while a third wrote, “I don’t know how anybody could share but it’s your life.”
In other relationship news, we told you how millions of Brits are racking up huge debts to pay for their weddings.
And women are posing for kinky festive £300 photoshoots to make their other halves blush this Christmas.
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