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I knew this day would come as I had been warned by those who had gone before me. He's going to ask someday. She's going to have questions. You need to get your story straight.
Jun. 14, 2016, 04:53 PM EDT | Updated Jun. 15, 2017
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I knew this day would come as I had been warned by those who had gone before me.
You need to get your story straight. You have to be *prepared* because you'll be caught with your pants down when the kids ask about the specifics of sex.
And, in a dark car, on the way home from dinner, it happened: my son and I had a whopper of a conversation.
While I've mostly recovered from the trauma, my friends are still reeling from the advice I gave him.
The evening started out innocently enough. After attending an event as a family, Hubby and I decided to take the kids out for dinner at one of our favorite watering holes (read: drink martinis as the kids consumed large quantities of fried foods and dessert). We spent that time talking to each other, visiting with friends who'd also gone to the restaurant and joking with our favorite bartender. It was a picture perfect moment: warm sweaters, noisy atmosphere, a family smiling together. I had no way of knowing that my son had questions brimming and he'd decided he was going to get some answers on the way home.
As we had taken two cars,my son opted to ride home with me. I should have seen this as a SIGN, people. Of what, I don't know, but I should have seen SOMETHING coming.
Once in the car, and about two seconds after I navigated the car away from the curb, he dropped a bomb on me: there was a sexting scandal at school and he was upset.
Let me repeat that: MY TWELVE YEAR OLD WAS UPSET ABOUT A SEXTING INCIDENT. Twelve. As in, they don't even have the word "teen" in their ages yet, bitchachos.
Pardon me as I try not to drive this people mover right into a tree.
While he was not involved (THANKYOUSWEETBABYJESUS), he was upset about the consequences, the children involved and the general implications that this kind of thing brings. He wondered what would happen if he received salacious texts, who he should tell, why kids would do such a thing. Heavy topics weighed on his mind and he wanted to talk about all of it. WITH ME. As I was driving heavy machinery. In the dark. Without Hubby as a back up.
I'm not going to lie: I was caught with my pants down and I swear, the deer we passed on the road did not look nearly as surprised as I did when I was driving.
But, I made a choice to keep driving, to take the longest way home possible because my tween was talking, openly talking to me about sex. I didn't know when, or if, this situation would ever present itself again. I don't know if it was the dark, country roads I slowly drove, the fact that we weren't facing each other or if the stars just magically aligned to make him open up, but it happened.
As we quieted from the sexting discussion, he coyly and shyly said, "I have one more question" and the tone of his voice made me realize I needed to brace myself.
"Well. You know. Some of the boys, they talk about this thing that involves blowing. And work. Blow work, is it? Something that is like a job and involves blowing. I don't know what that means. Can you explain that to me?".
I'M NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THE TEEN YEARS, YOU GUYS.
Here I was, in a car, being asked a specific question about a sex act from my twelve year old. In the split seconds that followed his question, I debated: do I tell him? Do I push it aside and tell him that's for grown ups? Do I pull over on the side of the road and call Hubby to take over? How hard will I have to junk punch Hubby when I get home? I honestly didn't know what to do and, as I gripped the steering wheel and tried to keep myself from driving into a cornfield, I made a decision.
I told him. I was honest and forthright. And, then it was HIM wearing the deer in the headlights expression.
As the reality of the answer set in, and, realizing these moments with tweens are fleeting, I took it one step further: I told him a committed relationship is a two way street and when you are intimate with someone, it's never one sided. If he's alone with a girl, it's to be enjoyable for both of them and it's never okay to let a girl please him solely.
I told him that if you get one, you give one. Plain and simple. Because no daughter in law of mine is going to stand in my kitchen and wonder why he's such a greedy asshole in the bedroom.
And, judging from the looks of horror on my friends' faces as I've recounted this story, I seem to be in the minority when it comes talking openly with kids about sex. I've been accused of condoning pre marital sex. I've been told I crossed a line by explaining the specifics of a sex act to my child. And, I've been told that I'm asking for trouble by telling him that his eventual girlfriend's needs are important, too. Mostly, my friends have cry laughed at the image of me driving down the street being asked about knob polishing. And, naturally, they all asked how soon I'd be blogging about my drive from hell....
But, for all the judgement, all the shocked outcry, I stand by what I told my son. I stand by my honesty and I hope, that in doing so, I've set the stage for him to want to come back to ask questions, to get good, solid answers from his father and I. And, in that moment, he trusted me with his thoughts and was open and honest with me. The least I could do was be honest right back.
Because if you get it, you give it, people.
Christine Burke is a blogger and freelance writer. Her personal blog is keeperofthefruitloops.com and she can be found on Facebook . Her latest book, "I Just Want To Be Perfect" is available on Amazon.

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From time to time, I spend the holidays with my mum’s elder sister and I used to get on well with my cousins. But early last year, I woke to feel the hand, of my eldest cousin under my nightie.
I was so frightened though curious that I pretended to still be sleeping. After this, he tried to have full sex with me, but I pushed him off. Then he started being very nice to me, introducing me to his friends and giving me presents.
I was having such a good time that when next he came to the guest room, I let him have sex with me. He now thinks he could do that any time he wants but I’ve told him to stop.
Recently, he’s been forcing me to have sex with him whether I like it or not. I enjoy the sex but I’m only 16 and he is my first cousin. How do I make him stop?
What you’re doing is incestuous. First you are not at all legally allowed to have any sexual relationships because of genetic problems it could bring, if pregnancy occurs. Moreover, you’re too young to be playing with adult emotions. You are having unprotected sex which could either result in unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases.
You have to be firm with your cousin and put an end to this nonsense. Threaten you’ll tell his parents or yours if he doesn’t stop. When next he crawls into your bed at night, say no and mean it. Leave the room if need be.

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It could be because of the pose, it could be because of the situation (a dance, for example), or it could be a combination of all of these things.
It might be a cliche, but many dads-to-be are excited about having a boy and many moms-to-be are thrilled if they find out that they're expecting a girl. Of course, everyone wants a healthy baby... but no one can really lie that they have a preference at least at first.
The truth is that sometimes, we see photos of a dad and his daughter that seem a little bit off. It could be because of the pose, it could be because of the situation (a dance, for example), or it could be a combination of all of these things. All we know is that we think, "This doesn't seem all that appropriate."
Here are 15 father daughter pics that are so inappropriate.
This photo is of a girl and her dad before a purity ball, which means that she has decided to save herself for her husband. Yes, there is an actual dance about this. And yes, that would be strange enough, but this photo really takes things to another level.
We would say that it would better if her eyes weren't closed and yet it would truly seem just as inappropriate.
From a young age, we learn that eye contact is a good idea. It's polite to look at the person who is speaking to you. We especially want to make solid eye contact on a first date or during a crucial job interview.
We can't say that the eye contact between the father and daughter in this photo is all that great. In fact, it gives us a strange feeling and it's really over-the-top.
If we didn't know that this was a photo of Brooke and Hulk Hogan, we would probably think that this was a picture of a couple. After all, look at this PDA.
But we know that this is actually a famous father and daughter. It's definitely a strange photo, and we wouldn't be approaching our dad like this...
Many people would probably say that this dress is the first problem with this photo since the straps are a little bit much. Or maybe there are too many straps?
Besides the dress, this dad's glare is unnerving. It's tough to see what the big deal is since teenage girls go to dances all the time.
Socks are typical Christmas presents, and no one is that thrilled to receive them. Fancy underwear, on the other hand, doesn't seem like the best holiday gift.
And a photo of two girls holding up underwear with their dad in the background? That's definitely inappropriate. They look pretty excited about their new undergarments and that makes it even weirder.
Liv and Steven Tyler may be close, but we're going to have to say that they are too close for comfort, at least in this photo. He has his arms around her and she's holding onto his hands, and it's just not what we would expect to see. If they had been standing further apart, that would totally change the whole photo.
When Miley Cyrus and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, took these photos for Vanity Fair in 2008, people couldn't stop talking about how it seemed off that she wasn't totally covered up. These photos definitely don't seem like they are super appropriate. In the one on the left, she's gazing into his eyes, and on the right, their poses are better suited to a couple.
A photo of a dad and his two daughters should, in theory, be pretty adorable. This one falls into the inappropriate category because of two things: this father's beard... and the intense look in his eyes. He should look much happier than he actually does... and maybe trim the beard a little bit.
Angelina Jolie and her dad, Jon Voight, aren't the most close and connected father and daughter in the celebrity world. In fact, it's quite the opposite.
It's surprising to see this photo of the two of them since they have their arms around one another and she's smiling big with her hand on his shoulder.
If this girl had been striking a ballerina pose and that was the entire photo, it would be beautiful. There's no denying that, especially since the landscape of this picture is incredible. The blue sky, mountains, and rolling hills are like something out of a painting.
The fact that she's holding tightly onto her father makes it seem just a little bit inappropriate.
Everyone has heard dads joke about wishing that their daughters would leave dating until they were in their 30s. This dad decided to literally give his daughter a t-shirt with his face on it that says "try me."
There is no way that we couldn't think that this was a weird t-shirt. And there is no way that this was the right thing to do.
When a teenage girl goes to a dance, it's pretty cu
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