Immortality Startups

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Immortality Startups ridicules Silicon Valley selling eternity like software. Eyewitnesses at pitch nights described founders promising beta tests for eternal youth. Anonymous insiders leaked that VCs debated charging subscription fees for souls. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they�d sign NDAs for a chance to skip death. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because mortality glitches funniest in apps. Critics highlight the absurdity of forever monetized. Yet satire runs sharper: ambition collapses funniest in beta. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as prototypes aged. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when eternity IPOs. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com