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"I'm having an orgasm," came the shout heard around the quad. It was clear. It was unmistakable. It was unavoidably audible. And timed perfectly to cause maximum shock value.
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"I'm having an orgasm," came the shout heard around the quad.
It was clear. It was unmistakable. It was unavoidably audible.
And timed perfectly to cause maximum shock value.
My teen-aged daughter and I were on our sixth and final college campus tour. By now, the routine had become familiar. After an admissions counselor dutifully presented the college's credentials and outlined the admissions requirements, a hyper-enthusiastic student, as well-practiced in the school story as in walking backwards while telling it, gave us a tour of the campus. If "admissions" was a team, the student tour guides would be its cheerleaders.
This one started innocently enough, passing venerable academic buildings, the majestic library, a state-of-the-art athletic facility. There was something so familiar, but that's because this was my alma mater . Yep, I spent four years on this campus and received my degree from Lehigh University . Indeed, as we passed Maginnes Hall, it brought back vivid memories of HR 41, formally known as Human Sexuality.
It felt good to be back after such a long absence. Now I remember: I had a really good time here. That included a certain amount of debauchery that goes with college. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna drop serious coin for my daughter to experience that.
On the other hand, being out from under her parents' wing will be one of the most enriching growth opportunities of her life, not only to learn, but to meet all types of interesting and different people.
As joyful recollections danced in my head, our group of about 20 sixteen-year-olds and 30 parents was directed by our perky guide to the campus residence halls. As a father, particularly of a daughter, I can only hope that she won't be doing what I did, right here in these same residence halls, when the drinking age was still 18.
In what sounded almost like a public address announcement delivered by a male voice from a room nearby, broadcast to the surrounding vicinity: "I'm having an orgasm."
He wasn't the kind of "interesting and different people" I had in mind.
To say that our group response was muted is an understatement. Although every single one of us heard it, silence prevailed as if trying to pretend it didn't happen. Our tour guide's reaction could best be described as mortified.
Awkward doesn't do the scene justice; this was a conspiracy of awkwardness. Or, as a teenager might say, " ewwww ." Other than walking in on a couple of students actually having sex, what could be more uncomfortable to a co-ed group of teenagers with their parents in tow, just about to enter the dormitory where they might potentially spend the next four years, than to hear someone loudly proclaim their orgasm?
I should have stayed quiet. But the former standup comedian in me instinctively took over, yelling back to the orgasmic shout-out as I would have to a heckler at a nightclub: "You're always too soon." The result was awkward on steroids.
Our tour guide led us inside the "co-ed" dorm, making sure to inform us that the bathrooms were not co-ed. Oh, what a relief.
I couldn't help but notice that she later failed to point out the health center, where I recall that they dispensed birth control as readily as band-aids.
I decided that our next tour will be women's colleges.
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how do we know if this is a 13 year old girl

In reply to bare parchment on 2015-10-22 - click to read

That means that he engages in intercourse with her.

Although ur right she did ask a question no need to be a ass about it it's her dicision to post this and was looking to get help don't make her feel worse about herself she is probably a great girl so don't comment like a ass and just try to be more understanding

Great to see there are big headed moral authorities here to tell young people they are screwed up ! Thats been shown to work wonders
When i had just turned 15 ( boy ) my 13 gf wanted me to eat her out , that was a very long time ago so i think this is perfectly normal

wow i'm 14 and would be way to scared of doing that

My boyfriend eats me out everyday and it is the best thing ever . He also f**ks my twice a week and I am only 13 so what is there to be ashamed about

Listen some people want certain things faster then others. Yes you have a valid point but it's her life and her libido .

OF COURSE! I WOULD NEVER MISS OUT ON A CHANCE TO GET LICKED! I LOVE YOU FOR ASKING!!! HMU

In reply to anonymous on 2017-07-22 - click to read

is it bad if i've been fingered and i'm 13 and maybe i will get eaten out is that bad bc i'm really nervous about it and idk what i should do

In reply to anonymous on 2013-05-05 - click to read

wow do you really want it to happen

Interesting. I am a 13 year old guy and I have the erg to eat a girl out

In reply to anonymous on 2013-11-30 - click to read

Im 13 too I was eaten out And IT Felt so good you should try it with one of your friends

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