If you’re using this Google Pay app...
“Killed by Google” on Twitterjesus fuck
this is so fucking hilarious and fucking depressing as shit
“Google hires the best people in the world*”
*except all of them
The multicolored banner logo reads: "If you're using this Google Pay app, you can access Wallet from directly within the app."
The G Pay logo reads: "If you're using this Google Pay app, the Google Wallet app will replace it."
The text under the photos of each start with "If you're using this Google Pay app..." because both apps are called "Google Play," and this is the irony of the image.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, well, this is a Wendy’s.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you might have monkeypox.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, surprise! It’s a messaging app now.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, your descendants will forever be cursed to be minimum wage laborers
If you’re using this Google Pay app, we’ve decided to deprecate it already. Expect a new one in two years.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you’re broke tbqh.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, congrats! You’re prolly a lil queer, and that’s dope.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, god has forsaken us.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you can keep those green texts amongst yourselves. k thx
If you’re using this Google Pay app, we’re really just mining your purchase data.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, your Android prolly watches you sleep.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, Sundar knows about your weird fetish for eating kimchi while doing it.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, Google Cloud will continue to be #4 and we’re depressed about it.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, your Stadia purchases are futile and won’t have any affect on its eventual demise.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you might be better off literally rubbing two pennies together.
If you're using this Google Pay app, we might bring back Inbox and Reader. 'Course we might not, but we might.
If you're using this Google Pay app, you'll need to download Google Meet in order to speak with support.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you’ll need to connect your Google Wallet and use Google Pay to fund it or ngmi.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you can only send and receive money with people in your Google+ circles.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you might consider not doing so!
If you’re using this Google Pay app, my dog will judge you.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, global warming is a hoax.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you’ll never find happiness in life.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you need to go the fuck to sleep.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, it doesn’t make you cool.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, I’m surprised you’re using it unironically.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you might be lost.
If you’re using this Google Pay app, you’re doing it wrong.