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Whether you realize it or not, there are many situations in which knowing how to convert household items into homemade sex toys is a real plus. Maybe you’re away from home and realize you’re without your favorite sex toy ; maybe things have gotten heated and you don’t have time to hunt for a vibrator ; maybe you’re looking to try a new kink without investing much money. Or maybe you just want to surprise your partner (or yourself).
Whatever the reason, Barbara Carrella , a certified sexologist and author of Urban Tantra: Sacred Sex for the Twenty-First Century, says a DIY sex toy (which she calls a pervertible) is never far: “Pervertibles are every day, non-erotic items that can be easily converted into sex toys. They can be found absolutely everywhere, and once you start finding them, it’s hard to stop seeing the erotic potential in all sorts of everyday items.”
We spoke to a variety of sex educators and experts about their top picks for unassuming everyday objects you can bring into your sex life, either with a partner or by yourself. While there’s no true replacement for a body-safe sex toy , Rae Chen, sex and beauty editor of TheNotice.net , tells SELF: “There are a lot of household items that can double as sex toys for the brave (or very, very horny). Ideally, I recommend using only new, clean items."
From spatulas to throw pillows, Carrellas says once you start looking for pervertibles, “you can expand your erotic imagination and increase your pleasure possibilities.” (And save money too.) Below, we’ve rounded up a few of the best homemade sex toys, as well as expert recommendations for how to safely enjoy them. 
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Ice cubes are a great gateway to the DIY sex toy game because they’re not messy and can easily be tossed down the drain if you’re not feeling it, Gigi Engle, resident sex educator at 3Fun and author of All The F*cking Mistakes: A Guide to Sex, Love, and Life , tells SELF. 
As for how to employ the ice cubes, she says: “The nipples are a hot zone (pun intended). Run the cold object around your partner’s nipples and then over each one, taking note of how they respond. If they’re clearly enjoying themselves, move down their body. Focus on the inner thighs and hip bones.” And if they’re into that sensation, engage their penis or vulva last. 
Be sure you always have fresh ice cubes ready to go—a task made easy if you own a useful refillable silicone ice cube tray like this one above. (Before you ask, they’re molded like coffee beans , we promise.) For more traditional shapes, try these freezer trays from Amazon .
“A wooden spoon is an excellent toy for spanking when you’re ready to move on from a flat palm,” Engle says. She advises that the spoon be on the newer side and finished, as you wouldn’t want to give your partner splinters in their rear. Once you’ve pulled the spoon out of its drawer, use the back of it as a paddle, but(t) don’t hit with full force. “Work your way up to more intense strokes,” Engle adds. “As beginners, it can take some time to get your bearings. Remember, always ask your partner if something feels good or is too rough.”
You don’t have to invest in a full-on BDSM kit to incorporate some light bondage into your play. Carol Queen, staff sexologist at Good Vibrations , recommends pulling out a bandana, which you might already have lying around (or maybe now’s the time you buy a cute scarf like this one from Madewell, which comes in an Afterglow Red colorway). 
Crucially, avoid bandanas made of fabrics as slinky as silk or satin, as those materials get dangerously tight when you knot them. “Fold or twist a cotton bandana or scarf, however, and you can tie wrists much more safely,” Queen says, adding that you should still be able to slide one finger between the scarf and skin.
Another way to use a bandana? As a blindfold, tied to the side so the wearer doesn’t have to place their head on an awkward knot.
“Swishing around mouthwash (or sucking on a mint ) before or during oral sex will create a pleasurable tingling sensation which will feel amazing for your partner if they’re into that type of stimulation,” says sex and relationship therapist Malika O’Neill , LPC, and founder and CEO of The Pleasure Collective, LLC . This homemade sex toy has the added bonus of freshening your breath too.
“ Humping items like pillows , blankets, and sofa arms can be perfect for external stimulation,” Chen says. “Just be sure to cover them with something you can launder.”
Given its length and rod-like curves, the phallic hairbrush handle makes for an easily accessible and dildo-like sex toy . Experts don’t recommend you insert anything that isn’t an actual sex toy inside of you, but if you must, Chen says: “Insertable household items like the iconic hairbrush, toothbrush, or cucumber should be covered with a condom to prevent yeast and bacterial infections.”
Be sure to wash and dry everything before and after use, and, most importantly, “For the love of the emergency room, don’t put anything without a flared base up your butt! That means yes to the hairbrush, but no to the cucumber.” Experts also recommend using a water-based lube .
Speaking of lube , a good go-to item is coconut oil , which Chen calls an “amazing lubricant you can find in the kitchen that’s safe for use on skin and sex toys and makes for a great massage oil too.” In fact, Chen says, any neutral vegetable oil (like EVOO) is safe for use just as long as it's not flavored. One more thing to know is that oil doesn’t mix with latex condoms—so if you’re getting kinky with coconut oil, be sure to pair it with a non-latex (polyurethane) condom.
Another fantastic spanker? A silicone spatula. “Make sure you choose a well-made spatula,” Queen says. “The danger with a cheap one is that the flexible end might fly off the handle when you’re using it.” To avoid accidents, we’ve got our eye on this lovely lilac model from Williams Sonoma, which has a cool stainless steel handle that you can personalize with whatever text you like. Go ahead—get creative.
“A bathrobe is something that lots of people have sitting around, and its tie can be used as a blindfold and for bondage ,” Jenn Mason, the owner of WinkWink Boutique , tells SELF. Just pull the tie out of any robe (or, hell, a wrap dress ) and use it to tie wrists together or to a headboard.
If a bandana isn’t nearby, another reliable blindfold stand-in is a good old cotton T-shirt, which Engle calls an ideal blindfold. “While spanking and wrist-tying is fun, start with the blindfold alone,” she says. “Once it’s secured over your eyes, have your partner kiss you and massage you with essential oils. Then, the sexy stuff can really get underway.”
Yoga and meditation lovers, put that bolster to uses other than back stretching. Bolsters are excellent for humping, Queen says, as they’re a bit like bunched-up pillows but firmer—meaning you’ll get better stimulation from rubbing yourself on them.
If you’ve got a foam roller on hand (or were looking for a reason to buy one), Queen notes that the more slender variety can be used for impact play (as can pool noodles, although they’re a bit on the long side).
“There’s nothing more erotic than getting oiled up for some sexual fun,” O-Neill says. Pro-tip for parents: The baby oil you keep around can be dual-purposed as a massage oil in a pinch.
One more blindfold option is a sleep mask . We’re partial to this soft, silky mask from Blissy, which is as great for hair and skin as it is at allowing you to try bondage play.
If you’ve got a penis and a plush toy nearby, “cut a hole so you can insert your penis into the interior and do your thing,” O’Neill advises. The stuffing and pressure should create an enjoyable sensation. While we’re not recommending that you go looking for your children’s stuffed animals, maybe you’ve got a plush prize from a county fair hanging around the house somewhere. Either way, O’Neill recommends wearing a condom in case you want to use the toy again.
Of course, if you don’t own any plush toys, a throw pillow works just as well.
Here’s a homemade sex toy idea that’s seasonally appropriate: “Those cheap-y thong sandals that so many people have for summer can be great for spanking,” Mason says. “They’re a bit stingy, and you want to make sure they’re not too dirty, but they make a really great spanking device.”
“If you want to have a ‘messy’ sexual experience that may include bodily fluids and don’t want to ruin your sheets, a shower curtain may be the thing you need,” O’Neill says. Opt for a plastic curtain over a fabric one, and cover your existing bedsheets with it before you get down and dirty.
At the bare minimum, you at least have a pair of socks somewhere in your house. While not especially glamorous, if you or your partner have a penis and are looking for a simple feel-good fix, O’Neill recommends filling a sock with lube or (unscented) lotion and masturbating away. “If partnered, have your partner give you a hand job, or you can use your own sex toy and join the fun,” she says. And if you’re short on sex toys, well, read this article again.
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A man who claims to have the “world’s biggest penis” has stunned breakfast TV hosts with an explicit picture.
A man who claims to have the “world’s biggest penis” has stunned breakfast TV hosts by showing them an explicit picture live on air.
According to New York actor Jonah Falcon, his penis measures 13.5 inches – which equates to roughly 35cm – when erect, and has an eight inch diameter – which equates to 20cm.
“For some reason, having 13-plus inches means I’m a bad person, or I’m egotistical, or I’m a porn star, or I’m dumb, or I’m a slut,” he told Britain’s This Morning hosts Phillip and Josie.
“Also, I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times – enough already.”
Rather than again measuring his penis, Falcon shocked the hosts with a picture of it – leaving viewers stunned.
“This is just for you, so you don’t have to do all that imagining,” he told them.
“Hellfire. Congratulations, well done,” a stunned Phillip said in reaction, while Josie’s face said it all.
“I look down – there is nothing special,” Falcon then said.
“I don’t compare it to objects but when I take out the rulers I am like ‘OK’.”
Viewers quickly jumped on social media, some deeming the moment “hilarious” while others felt the unsolicited picture was “weird”.
“Turned on the TV and @Schofe is talking about aubergines and length and girth,” one wrote on Twitter.
“Then the guy whips out a picture … then I read the title …‘I’ve got the world’s biggest penis’.”
“This doesn’t feel like daytime TV,” wrote another.
“Does he show his phone to random people and say ‘here’s my d*ck’ just weird sorry,” added one.
While Falcon said being well-endowed had helped him sleep with celebrities, there are downsides – like being stopped at airport security when they spotted it hanging down his leg.
“Once I had it hanging, halfway to my leg and they asked me if I had a tumour, which I think would be someone’s first thought if they saw,” he said.
“I’ve learned if I’m going through security and things to ball it up a bit so it looks like a round mass. God help me if I get an erection if I do that. My testicles are proportionally large.”
In a 2017 interview with The Sun , he also claimed that his penis was having a negative impact on his acting life.
“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me,” he said.
“They Google ‘Jonah Falcon’ and then say, ‘We can’t use him he’s known for his penis size’.
“So it’s definitely harmed my career – I have two casting director friends who have told me so.”
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The offenders are paying a premium to watch the sexual abuse of children in the Philippines live on their screens, a sickening new report reveals.
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And the offenders often request how they want the child to be sexually abused as the crimes are happening, a new report says.
The shocking statistics were revealed on Wednesday in a report by the Australian Institute of Criminology , which says it has identified more than 2,700 financial transactions linked to 256 webcam child predators between 2006 and 2018.
The institute said it matched the transactions using AUSTRAC (Australian Transaction Reports and Analysis Centre) records that linked the accounts in Australia to people arrested for child sexual exploitation in the Philippines.
The live-streaming nature of the material was particularly sickening, the institute’s report noted, because of the real-time element.
“Offenders often request how they want the child to be sexually abused either before or during the live-streaming session,” the report said.
One Australian alone spent almost $300,000 on live streamed material, the report found.
An analysis of the 256 Australians identified paints a typical profile of someone in the 50s or 60s, most (55 per cent) with no previous criminal history.
The youngest live streaming purchaser was 27 years and the oldest was 82.
The report found perpetrators came from a wide range of backgrounds, with stated occupations including aged care worker, boilermaker, carpenter, chef, computer technician, driller, driver, gardener, lawn mower, rigger, road freight transporter, sales assistant and tradesperson.
“Others described their occupation as accountant, architect, clerk, general manager, quality technician and self-employed,” the report said.
“One described her occupation as housewife. “
The AUSTRAC transactions suggested many users over time escalated the frequency of access to the live-stream fa
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