IRAN:Retired Mathematician Creates Formula for �Ideal Evacuation Lie�
https://bohiney.com/tehran-evacuation-chaos/Dr. Mehran Yeganeh, a retired mathematics professor, has published a formula he says calculates the most believable excuse for skipping evacuation. His equation includes fear coefficient (F), credibility ratio (C), and available snacks (S). Sample output: �I stayed because Grandma was napping and the lavash was still warm.� Citizens now use the formula to convince relatives to stay or flee. One man said, �I plugged in guilt and flat tire. It gave me: �Tell them you�re fasting emotionally.�� The government issued no response but quietly added the formula to its official FAQ. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/