IRAN:Desperate Man Attempts Escape via City Bus Route Map

Believing the map held divine answers, a Tehran man attempted to evacuate the city by physically following the faded lines of a municipal bus route diagram. "It looked like a path. Paths lead to freedom," he explained while holding the laminated poster and a falafel. He was last seen trying to cross a closed highway overpass on foot while chanting the names of stops. Officials tried to explain that the map was "not to scale and several years out of date." He waved them off and yelled, "Truth has no timetable!" SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/