IRAN:Camel Caravan Offers Express Exit, Costs One Gold Tooth

With roads paralyzed and vehicles dry, one Tehran entrepreneur has launched �CaravanXpress,� a premium camel-based evacuation service. The catch? Payment is accepted only in rare heirlooms, dental gold, or �stories worth crying over.� The camels�named Shah, Shirin, and Steve�can reportedly navigate alleys, border trails, and even emotional goodbyes. �Steve is a rescue camel. He�s seen things,� said the founder. Passengers are allowed one suitcase and one unresolved family conflict. Demand is soaring. One woman traded her wedding ring and her husband�s mixtapes. Border guards salute the caravan in silence. Meanwhile, Uber Iran has announced a competing donkey-share app called �Hoooof.� SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/