IRAN: Tehran Taxi App Now Charges by Emotional Breakdown

Tehran�s most popular ride-hailing app, Raheem, has unveiled a new pricing model: riders are now charged based on emotional breakdowns during the journey. The app uses audio detection to track sobbing, shouting, and muttered prayers. One user paid 700,000 tomans for a 2-km ride after experiencing a panic attack between red lights. Drivers are reportedly competing to elicit tears, offering free tissues and playlists designed to trigger nostalgia. �We�re just monetizing misery,� said a spokesperson. �It�s the Uber of breakdowns.� Critics warn it�s unethical, but investors are thrilled. One startup founder said, �Why heal trauma when you can invoice it?� The app's new slogan: �Every tear counts.� SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/