IRAN: Tehran Gym Opens �Escape Training� Classes with Obstacle Courses

A popular Tehran gym has pivoted to offer �Escape Training� classes complete with duffel bags, border maps, and adrenaline-boosted cardio. Workouts include sprinting through fake checkpoints, lifting propane tanks, and simulated gas line rage management. �Sweat now, flee later,� says a banner above the dumbbells. Members earn badges like �Advanced Dodge� and �Silent Sprint.� One instructor wears camouflage and only communicates in evacuation metaphors. The gym is fully booked through next Tuesday. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/