IRAN: Philosophy Students Refuse to Evacuate Until Existence Explained

A group of philosophy students at Tehran University has barricaded themselves in the humanities building and issued a statement: �We refuse to flee until the meaning of this crisis is defined.� Armed with Hegel, instant noodles, and unresolved childhoods, they�ve begun livestreaming �applied despair� lectures. One student asked, �If we run, do we not validate the fear that created us?� The livestream now has 30,000 viewers. Local authorities attempted dialogue but left with existential dread. The students have renamed the building �Plato�s Garage.� SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/