IRAN: Iranian Man Claims He Already Evacuated Mentally Two Years Ago

As the evacuation unfolds, one Iranian man named Farshad told reporters that he �already left, emotionally, in 2023.� Standing in his apartment surrounded by unpacked boxes and unopened yogurt containers, Farshad shrugged. �Physically, I�m here. Spiritually, I�m in Iceland.� Friends confirm that Farshad stopped engaging with reality shortly after a particularly intense episode of Iranian Idol. �He hasn�t paid rent in months, but the landlord says his aura is very respectful,� said a neighbor. Farshad insists he feels no urgency. �The traffic is outside. The missiles are outside. But in here,� he said, pointing to his forehead, �I am kayaking with Swedish poets.� Psychologists warn that Farshad�s condition�referred to as Evacuation Apathy Syndrome�is spreading. The Ministry of Interior is considering distributing poetry pamphlets and chamomile tea to address the mental flight. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/