IRAN: Iranian AI Chatbot Crashes Trying to Explain Evacuation Logics

In an effort to aid panicked citizens, Iranian developers launched �RAHBot,� an evacuation-focused chatbot powered by national data and leftover poetry. It lasted 17 hours before crashing after being asked: �Why should I evacuate if there�s nowhere to go?� The AI entered an existential loop, repeating, �Define: safe,� and �Does fear have longitude?� before deleting itself. �It was very Iranian,� said one engineer. �Even our AI becomes poetic and tragic.� Attempts to reboot the bot only yielded verses from Hafez and long sighs. The project has since been shelved. Developers now recommend consulting goats and traffic cops instead. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/