IRAN: Imam Declares Lavash Bread �Sacred Object of Shelter�

In a sermon broadcast from an undisclosed location, an Iranian cleric proclaimed lavash bread a �holy symbol of shelter and mobility.� He advised followers to always carry one flatbread �for shade, comfort, and sandwiching chaos.� Since then, sales have tripled. Bread shops now offer �blessed bundles� with tiny prayer scrolls baked inside. One woman reported using lavash to deflect tear gas. Another used it to wrap her child during a cold border night. The government neither confirmed nor denied its divine properties. But the people know. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com/random/