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Mar 23, 2018 at 2:28 pm

I Let My Dog Lick My Crotch—Can I Still Go To Heaven?

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This has been weighing on my conscience for years and I hope you can help me resolve it. When I was a little kid, I was playing with my little puppy dog and somehow the dog ended up sniffing my crotch and I let him lick me there. It was an amazing experience for a 5-year-old—until Mom walked in and smacked the shit out of me for it. That was the end of it until I was bout 11 years old and then, bam, new puppy, same experience, except this time I was more careful about where and when the puppy and I played this little game. So many amazing orgasms! This went on for a while and then I moved on to other interests. Years later, as a very horny and very frustrated 20-something, I again found myself with a cute little pet who was only too happy to lick me. I indulged myself a time or two but felt so horribly ashamed that I actually gave the dog away and never ever indulged again. It bothered me so much that I talked to a therapist about it. I guess I felt I needed to confess to someone. Luckily my therapist was a very gentle gay man and he was not shocked, he was very accepting, and he assured me that I was not a pervert and that I would still go to heaven when I died. He even made a little joke about me and the little poodle at the pearly gates. No shit! He was a good guy.
But I digress. Cut to the present. I am 68 years old, and I still feel horribly ashamed of my past forays into "bestiality." Honestly, sometimes when I recall the experience, I feel like a monster, like I am some sort of subhuman. And I also feel a bit aroused. Those were some powerful orgasms for sure. But then I feel rotten about it, like an evil person and I think that if people "knew" no one would ever speak to me again.
I know all this self-hatred and shame is not good for my mental health and I really want to find some sort of peace about it but honestly do not feel I could sit across from someone and talk about it face to face, that's how ashamed I feel. I hope you can help me.
Dan, how common is this sort of behavior? And how do I get over feeling so horrible about it?
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Zoophilia is more common than most people think, PUPPIES, but we don't have solid numbers.
First, let's quickly define our terms: zoophilia is a sexual/romantic interest in animals, PUPPIES, whereas bestiality is the legal term for the sometimes criminal, sometimes not offense of sexually engaging with non-human animals. Not all people who engage in acts of bestiality are zoophiles, not all zoophiles engage in acts of bestiality. Some non-zoophiles mess around with animals because they lack a human option; some zoophiles mess around with humans because they don't wanna violate an animal and/or risk going to prison.
Alfred Kinsey—whose renowned sex research institute is currently being dismantled —wrote in the 1940s that roughly 8 percent of men and 3.6 percent of women engaged in some type of sex act with a non-human animal. Those numbers are disputed and this isn't a frequently researched subject, PUPPIES, precisely because it's so taboo. So I can't tell you how common acts of bestiality are. But if Kinsey's numbers or the results of later studies come anywhere close then millions of your fellow Americans have had sex with animals. A few have even stooped so low as to have sex with Donald Trump.
So you're not alone, PUPPIES. That doesn't make having sex with animals okay or advisable—there seems to be a link between men having sex with farm animals and penile cancer—but you're not the only woman or girl out there who has allowed a pet to lick her genitals.
It isn't just the frequency of zoophilia/bestiality that's in dispute; America's laws are likewise all over the place. You can look at zoo porn in Washington State but you can't sell it—bestiality was also legal in the Washington until, you know, Mr. Hands . If you rape a dog in California you're on the sex offender registry, but you can fuck your cat in Kentucky. In Idaho and Michigan, though, sex with animals will get you life in prison.
Most of the laws were introduced between 1999 and 2012, a time when many states still had sodomy laws on the books—so, yeah, rather un-hilariously it would seem that consensual man-on-man sex was illegal for a lot longer than the man-on-dog variety that Rick Santorum is still sitting up nights fantasizing about .
You have my permission to stop feeling bad about what you did way back when. There are a lot worse things you could've done over the course of your life, PUPPIES, to other human beings or to those dogs or other animals. (I'm pretty sure worse was done to the lamb I had for lunch.) You didn't torture your pets and, given your descriptions of what went down, it's highly unlikely you traumatized them. Your first interaction was accidental and innocent (and swiftly punished), PUPPIES, and you made the mistake of not so innocently and not so accidentally exploiting two other dogs later in your young/young-ish life. But all those incidents took place decades ago. It's well and good to recall a bad action with regret and sometimes feelings of shame are necessary useful, PUPPIES, if those feelings prompt us to be more conscientious about the choices we make in the future.
But there's no point in torturing yourself endlessly about those dogs decades after the incidents—and decades after those dogs went dog heaven, PUPPIES, particularly since no one, human or non-human, was likely harmed. Want to stop feeling so horrible about it? Change your will and leave a nice chunk of your estate to a charity that works to rehabilitate and re-home abused, exploited, or neglected animals. Instead of picking at scabs and reopening wounds, take action. Make the world a better and safer place for the dogs in it now, PUPPIES, and then you can tell yourself that more good flowed out of these incidents than bad.
Guilt tripping yourself is a waste of time. Instead, do some actual, useful penance, PUPPIES, and then make up your mind to redirect all of the energy you're currently devoting to feeling terrible into finally forgiving yourself.
Reminding yourself that the harm done here was mostly to you might help—again, it's highly unlikely those dogs were harmed. You didn't penetrate them, you didn't tear at their insides, you didn't leave them in state where they couldn't be trusted around other humans or be placed with other families. In addition to lacking opposable thumbs, those dogs lacked the moral capacity to sense the wrongness of what they were doing—you were the only one left with psychological scars, you were your chief victim, you have the right to forgive yourself.
You had an early, formative experience with a pet, it created a powerful and pleasurable association, PUPPIES, one it took you a decade and change to learn to resist. But you've resisted it for four decades now. So let it go—finally and forever. You're not the Harvey Weinstein of the dog world. You're not even the Al Franken of the dog world. The guilt, the feelings of shame—let them go. Let yourself off the hook, crawl down off that cross, stop flagellating yourself.
And please tell my mom I said hi when you see her in heaven.
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I let my dog lick me 'down' there and now I feel incredibly guilty.
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[Remorse]: I was hesitant to post this even anonymously because I know how taboo a subject it is, and also because I don't want gross comments from creepy people- I feel uncomfortable enough about this as is.
Long story short, I'm a teenager and I was home alone... you know how it is: yay personal happy fun time with no risk of someone walking in! Anyway, I do the do and am almost finished when my dog comes in. A fact about my dog: he's one of those that wants to lick everything. You're not wearing socks? Your feet will be slobbered on until you shoo him away. I'm sure you can guess where this is going. I felt him lick my thigh and was about to shoo him away when he licked.. elsewhere and, hey, that felt good so I unfortunately let him continue for a minute or two while I finished up. And then went to shower for fifteen minutes to clean myself and reevaluate my life choices.
That was a few days ago and I seriously feel horrible about it. Here's the thing, I know it wasn't some traumatic and sexual experience for my dog- dogs don't have human feelings nor human concepts about sex. My dog tries to sniff the butt of every human and dog he meets, it's normal for animals. But that doesn't change the fact that I raised him from a puppy and now I cringe everytime I look at him because I feel like some sort of horrible animal abuser/child molester. That dog is like my baby UGH.
Hopefully in a few years I'll be able to look back on this as some stupid thing I did as a kid because hormones are dumb and don't we all do something embarrassing at some point for the sake of getting off, but at the moment I just feel really awful. :(
I cannot stress enough to you that this one time thing is NOT a big deal. One day your life will big some big deals to handle and you will realize that this was nothing huge, even if you wish you could erase it. Don't beat yourself up. Forget about it and move one.
It's weird in your eyes yes. But, as you said he licks everything. It's not like you had sex with him. In a few years you will laugh. Give him pets, hugs and play ball with him and he will love you just the same.
Hi! Want to let you know that there are so many worse things that you could have done. You didn't hurt anyone or cause any harm. I'd rather find out that a person I'm with let a dog do that than find out they used to abuse/mistreat their animal, if that makes sense.
I think this actually happens quite a bit...and you didn't abuse your dog.
Thanks, but I really don't plan on it. I wish I could UNDO it.
It's weird that that place is quarantined, but r/spacedicks isn't.
Don't worry, you didn't do any harm to your dog nor did you intend to. You aren't now somehow a 'bad person'. You sound like an awesome pet owner (the raised since puppy thing alerted me)
I want to thank you for posting this - I needed that chuckle.
the worst thing that could happen is that he enjoys it and decides to try to do it when other people are around. Good thing dogs are always in people's crotches anyways.
i totally understand. I love to stay at my friend autums house on weekends, so that he dog can do the same thing to me. it stated like you did, simple, but now its a weekend thing. his tongue is hot and wet and really makes me cum hard.
You and nobody but you were exactly aware of your own sexual desires. What you did was 100% beastiality. Poor dog, he never meant to do it on a sexual note but YOU did. Yes you’ll get judged, repugnant. Stick to your own kind.
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h e licks it all the time i am kind of jealous i wish i could lick my penis to
I have let my dog lick my pussy until i orgasm....never had sex with a dog tho.....their cold noses on my hot pussy....try it..
Y es, many many people have. I am not one of them.
y es i have like when dogs open there mouth with there tounge out i stuck my penis inside of his mouth it feels so good
M y dog licks his penis any time he want to. How can I stop him, it's his penis.
y es i have let a dog lick my penis! its very hot, it loves to lick and lick, and even after i cum it licks all the cum up and still likes to lick my dick!!! very nice.
I have watched our dog lick my husband’s penis to orgasm. I was surprised how quick he orgasmed that way.
W hen I was a teenager, my dog wanted to lick my cock all the time. I let him couple of time, but I never came.
Y es i have, and it is great. after i cum, it keeps licking and licks my cum as though it is the most delightful thing ever.
Y es I have done it several times with both males and females. Females seem to be the best but either one will lick you no problem!

I turn mine into love making sessions with them by getting them to lick me all over, not just my dick. If they don't seem eager to lick, give them some pudding or margarine and they will start up no problem. Just apply it on your chest, stomach, legs, balls than your dick. Once they start on your dick, they will drive you wild!

Another thing I found, and this was only one female that would do it, I put a bit of pudding on the tip of my tongue and she licked it off and swirled her tongue around inside my mouth, french kissing with me. I almost came right than and there!
I couldn't tell you how any times i have had my dog lick my unit. And, since i have two dogs, they both enjoy it so much, i have one on my balls and one licking my cock at the same time! twice the pleasure!
Y es, I have.

Oooh, mama mama, it feels so good... The climax is like the big bang of love heart, oooh, I move so fast, but then he begins to milk my cock like I'm his mother, but he does it in a non-biting way, so he knows its sexual pleasure, and my cock feels much more than a mother's tit does, too!

I also milk and lick his penis.

I am a zoosexual; I even have sex with my animals.
Providing they do truly consent; that's why they always initiate, and not me.
I love them with romance too, of course!

I hope my input helps.
Y eah, I let a dog lick my dick.

Then he tried to lick my pussy... That's when he crossed the line.
y es i have but soon after i am done i take a shower and wash my dick good
I let my dog lick my cock all the time. Just lay back and call her over and start masterbating. She starts off by licking my balls and anus than i start to lick my hand and apply it to my cock and she goes nutts over it. She cralls up and pins my cock between her arms and licks the bottom of my cock non stop. When she starts to slow down just apply more saliva and she'll continue licking it all up. She knows when i'm about to cum because i lay back and scratch her head and that's when she kicks into overdrive and finishes me off. I <3 her. :D

S ounds like my dog lol. She gets excited when I undress and runs right over . She licks my balls and ass while I stroke it and she knows when my dick is about to erupt lol
m y ex bf used to let his dog lick. lucky for them both.
Y ES IV SEEN MY BOYFRIEND GET LICKED BY OUR DOGS ITS A REAL TURN ON
I actually have done it with both male and female dogs... Letting a dog fuck you in the ass however is kinda gay and I wouldent bother trying... I have however
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