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That's a nice problem to have! Seriously, good luck finding enough trunk space...

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I'm not a size queen, but I'd be untruthful if I said I didn't love big cocks. Lots of lube and foreplay go a long way....

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Hi I started dating a guy recently and he is very well endowed, he is 10 inches. hard to believe but true. I have never been with a guy bigger than 7 so this is a big step up. So far I haven't been able to take him all in...

We have only messed around twice and have been going slow and gentle so far, but any suggestions on how to improve my ability to take all 10?

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“I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too.”
— Victoria Beckham on David Beckham’s penis
“I love Ewan McGregor. He’s got a beautiful penis! I’m like: ‘Yeah, man, uncircumcised!’ That’s nice.”
“He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane!”
—Janice Dickinson, in reference to Liam Neeson
“Does size matter? “Yes. My rabbi sister is going to kill me about this, but even she said that if her husband didn’t have a big dick they would just be friends. Next question.”
“This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles… Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking bout Eiffel’s.”
“I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. ”
“Because he simply has the BIGGEST penis!”
—Sarah Brightman on why she went out with Andre Lloyd Webber
“I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t make a difference. I know some women say that size doesn’t matter. But it does, at least for me. Put it this way: I can’t see any down side to a man being well hung. So many women fight over how big their diamonds are, but the size of the stone is really about their man’s ego over his little thing. I think diamonds have a direct relationship to your man’s penis size. Does size count? Unfortunately, yes.”
“Hmmm—what constitutes a nice package in my opinion? A pretty good size. I’ve been called a `size queen’ before. My friends tease me about it. I just like nice packages. God size package. What does that mean? Honestly? He’s gotta be hangin.”
“First off, size does matter! Girls who say it doesn’t are usually lying in order not to hurt their man’s feelings. Girls like big cocks, simple as that!”
“His trouser bulge! Hey, you told me to be honest. It’s no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can’t deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don’t you!”
— Keeley Hazell on first thing she notices about a man she’s in lust with
“He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”
“I’m really shallow when it comes to guys. I only date really good looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always going on at me. I’m like, I can’t help it! I’m just a woman with high standards! ”
“In my autobiography, Playing the Field , I was one of the first celebrities to openly discuss the penis sizes of the men I knew. Because of that, the book caused quite a stir in its day. Talk show hosts, especially men, were very intimidated by a woman who frankly evaluated men the way men had evaluated women over the years – by inches.
I once said that 7 1/2 inches was the ideal penis size for me. What, you may ask, is the basis for such a specific measurement? It is a complicated equation, to be sure – part astrology, part East Indian Kama Sutra, and part old-fashioned carpenter’s tape measure. And experience. It’s the Scientific Method: experimentation. Go figure. It’s the right size. ”
“Under seven inches, eh! I don’t think so!”
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As much as we love this male reproductive organ, an initial encounter with one can spark some mixed emotions. First off, if you're in the presence of one, it's very likely you're about to participate in some exciting sexy time. Score. But since his package can come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors, it's totally normal to have a few thoughts on the status of his junk before it all goes down. Here, 10 things you've definitely thought after catching a glimpse of his man-parts.
1. "Woah, I definitely should not have judged this guy on his height." Surprise—it's huge! You did not see that one coming.
2. "Score—he's a manscaper!" You're not afraid of a little fuzz, but it's definitely more enjoyable if you don't have to maneuver around those hairs.
3. "Hmm, I've never seen that kind of curve before." Like snowflakes, fingerprints, and Beyoncé's hairstyles, no two penises are exactly alike—except maybe ones belonging to identical twins. Note to self: Google that later.
4. "It kind of looks like one of those wrinkly dogs." Turns out, this guy is uncircumcised and is hiding a tiny pug in his pants.
5. "It looks like he's a shower, not a grower." He has all his cards on the table, and you're not mad about it.
6. "Is that an ingrown hair, or..." Oh, man, looks like it's time for the STD talk. Better safe than sorry.
7. "OMG, this might be a genuine micropenis!" You've only read about these extremely rare peens , and now that you're face-to-face with one, you feel like you've won a sexual treasure hunt. Hopefully your prize is mind-blowing oral.
8. "Would it be weird if I named it?" Obviously it's his property—but you can't help but feel a little territorial about the thing that's going to get so well acquainted with your lady-parts.
9. "Where else has this been?" If his member could talk, you would ask it about all the locations it's explored. Hey, you're just curious. Unfortunately, you'll just have to ask your partner.
10. "Let's test this baby out." Now that you're done inspecting the goods, it’s time to take him for a test drive.
Ashley Oerman is the lifestyle director at Cosmopolitan, covering fitness, health, food, cocktails, and home. You can follow her on Instagram @AshleyOerman. She is pro-carbs.

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Bent, curved, thick, slim, big head, small head, circumcised or not circumcised — when it comes to penises, there’s plenty of variety to be enjoyed.
And that’s without even touching on balls, shades and veins.
The saying goes, it’s not the size that matters, but what you do with it.
Now, while I appreciate phalluses of all kinds, let’s be honest, some are more favourable than others.
You’ll struggle to find a woman declaring her love for the micro-penis .
In a recent study by Body Logic MD , it was revealed that 40% of the women surveyed preferred the ‘bender’, which tilts upwards and hits the sweet spot.
Runner-up was the ‘curve’, which is similar but with a less dramatic curvature, and it can go right, left, up or down.
The ‘chode’ — an overtly plump but short cock — wasn’t mentioned, but deserves a shout-out, too. It might not always reach the deep dark depths, but it’s a filler.
What makes an exceptionally good dick? To find out, I asked 20 women to share their preferences for the perfect penis.
It seems one size does not fit all.
Nothing too veiny or threatening. Some penises just sort of angrily stare at you.
A medium size is always good, pink and plush.
Dicks without a foreskin are nice, because they look much neater.
Some foreskin appears a bit saggy and sad. Girth is more important than length — about the thickness of a deodorant can.
And yes, I was in Boots checking out sizes as I thought about this.
I love an angry cock too, you know, all twitchy and veiny.
I had a bender once and it could touch corners that no-one had reached before.
It also went down my throat at the perfect angle.
I really dislike circumcised men, because I can’t cope with the actual penis.
With a foreskin, I know what I’m doing.
Otherwise, I’m not too picky, but no-one likes a really bendy one, do they?
Recently, I experienced a very girthy straight cock.
When I say girthy, I mean girthy; the same sort of circumference as a standard-sized coke can.
It was most delicious. Girth is where it’s at.
Doesn’t matter what it’s like, as long as it does the job right.
Although, I’m personally not into the chode and a bender can help hit the right spot.
I don’t really have a type, but I like ones that get really big and hard, although aren’t necessarily big when not erect.
Not a fan of circumcised penises though.
I feel like I’ve been able to work around all the dicks I’ve had.
Taking a really big cock can make things a little slower, so I tend to prefer ones that are slightly shorter and more versatile.
If I had to pick between girth and length, it’d be girth.
Although, my ex had a thick cock and it meant we weren’t able to have spontaneous sex, unless there was lube about.
I prefer a penis that still has its foreskin, but for functional reasons, rather than aesthetic.
And I love a thick vein down the shaft, so you can see it’s really hard. Not sure why else I’d enjoy a veiny presence.
Hair is OK on the balls and pubic area, but never on the actual cock.
The style of penis I prefer is any size or shape, wielded by a confident, enthusiastic partner who is interested in my pleasure, as well as their own.
I like a thick cock, veiny and firm.
And, I hate baggy foreskins, they make cocks look smaller. I don’t mind a curve and it doesn’t have to be long, but thick and proud is perfect.
A smooth solid penis is preferable, especially as I enjoy giving head and it’s nicer to do with a pretty penis.
As for intercourse, a slight bend is good but large isn’t necessarily better.
Too much length or girth is more hassle than it’s worth.
If my fingers touch when wrapped around his member, he’d better have a few tricks up his sleeve.
I like below-average in length and don’t care about the rest at all.
In my opinion, it’s more about technique than size and shape, but long ones are incredibly painful and not pleasurable in the slightest.
I’ve dumped guys for big penises, I’m not about that life.
Non-circumcised with a slight bend and proportionate length.
Think of my penis choice as the Beast from the East: a bit rough around the edges.
I never thought that I would have a preference, but recently I hooked up with someone who still had his skin and it was just odd.
Everything from how it looked when semi-hard to ‘oh my, what am I meant to be doing with this’ during the blowjob.
Generally though, you just work with what’s in front of you, right?
Just because you prefer one thing, it doesn’t mean that another will be bad.
Certain positions become uncomfortable with larger penises and things need to go more gently, which isn’t my preference.
As long as it does the job, I’m happy.
Genitals are pretty ugly anyway, but I’d rather have one that was evenly sized.
Not too aggressive or bright purple.
I prefer average or less, I find longer ones to be painful.
And, I also really like a big head.
However, there are many exceptions. It’s more about the person, their technique and openness to try new things.
Bigger and thicker than average, and not circumcised.
As long as it stays hard and tastes clean.

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