I Accidentally Pooped On My Boyfriend
I Accidentally Pooped On My Boyfriend
A 16-year-old girl finds herself in a disgusting situation after an unexpected poop during a romantic encounter. She handles it with grace and determination.
I was eating my gf at the time's ass and she accidentally farted and peppered my entire face with liquid shit. Like shit shrapnel. Once I was licking my ex wife's vagina and my nose was quite buried in her ass. Things got a little smelly… when I went to wash up I looked in the mirror to find a Hersheys Kiss of poop on my nose. These things happen. We as humans are essentially shit ...
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This is my first time writing on here so please don't expect anything too great. I've always had a very weak bladder , so when me and my boyfriend go out we always have to stop off at a restroom, especially on a night where we're out for ages or long car rides. so he was used to me complaining ab...
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Help I Accidentally Pooped on My Boyfriend - a Short Introduction You might find yourself slightly jealous, which will cause you to feel weird as you're jealous of the girl with cancer. In reality, I have been trying to find a woman just like you forever. So yes, it's weird a grown man is acting like that.
I accidentally pooped on my boyfriends bed last night. Throwaway account for obvious reasons. Me (F25) and my boyfriend (24) have been datin..…
Sep 3, 2025
All of this is to say, when my boyfriend didn't live with me, I probably never pooped at his place, but not out of any anxiety, just out of an evidently kind of whack digestive system.
Customer: Is there any cause for concern if I accidentally and unknowingly sat down on chairs/couches with poop on my shorts? I was rushing to use the bathroom and didn't quite make it in time, and poop got on the outside of my pants but I didn't realize that until night.
Last night me and my boyfriend were taking a shower and I got out before him because I was already done. I was squatting naked on the bed and giggling that I was going to poop on the bed when he walked in.
I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. Anus supreme r/TwoHotTakes • 4 mo. ago
We've been together for 4years now. This isn't out 1st time doing butt stuff, but this is my first time accidently pushing a little too hard... Sooo embarrass…
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12K votes, 1.2K comments. true The relationship was very new so we were both still quite shy, we had just gotten comfortable enough farting in front of each other tho, and often made a joke out of it. About a month into our relationship I had to go to the hospital with my stomach wound, I was there for a week and he was super supportive the whole time. When I finally got home from the hospital ...
My boyfriend (soon to be fiance, 28 yr old male), accidentally shit in my mouth (I'm a 29 yr old female).
6.1K votes, 966 comments. I, female 26, started dating my boyfriend, 28, almost four years ago. For the contents of this story, let's just call him…
One time I got super sick right around our anniversary and my boyfriend came by to take care of me. At the time I was living with my parents still so my mom tells him I am in the bathroom. He opens the door to me sitting on the toilet with massive diarrhea and vomiting into a bowl I was holding at the same time.
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And if you didn't have a chance to go to the bathroom before you began, it can accidentally make you poop — especially if you're relaxed or really in the moment.
My new boyfriend invited me for a sleepover. I accidentally pooped in his bed. He got pissed and broke up with me. I didn't mean to poop in his bed. Really.
Me 18F had just gotten in a relationship with my new sweet boyfriend 20M. A little info about me. I have a chronic stomach wound which pops up…
A 16-year-old girl finds herself in a disgusting situation after an unexpected poop during a romantic encounter. She handles it with grace and determination.
Still, it took me more than half a year to overcome my fecal anxiety around my boyfriend. There's method to our madness - as natural as it is to urinate, defecate, and release gas, our bodies' needs can be trumped by our desire to preserve our sex appeal—especially in the beginning.
A 16-year-old girl finds herself in a disgusting situation after an unexpected poop during a romantic encounter. She handles it with grace and determination.
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A 16-year-old girl finds herself in a disgusting situation after an unexpected poop during a romantic encounter. She handles it with grace and determination.
112 subscribers in the ymhheavyseg community. I, female 26, started dating my boyfriend, 28, almost four years ago. For the contents of this story, let's just call him Conner. At the time, Conner and I had only been dating 6 months and I wanted to do something special for his birthday! He had been begging me for anal and for me, anal hurts, but since it was his birthday, I thought it would ...
EDIT2: Spoke to my boyfriend last night about it. He asked me not to disclose how he managed it, but he gave me the "whatever, go ahead" to say that his method of cleaning was a pass with one of our old towels, which he tossed in the dumpster on his way to work. He thought he could make it home before me.
Basically, I forgot to flush the toilet and he went into the bathroom right after me and saw my poop and i am now dying of embarrassment and i don't know what to do.
If my boyfriend never pooped, I would be worried about his body, not how smelly a poop can be. Relationships should come with realistic expectations. This is real life, not an episode of Gossip Girl.
A 16-year-old girl finds herself in a disgusting situation after an unexpected poop during a romantic encounter. She handles it with grace and determination.
I'm wondering about the ~deeper meaning~ behind my boyfriend sending me a picture of his poop (wiped on a piece of toilet paper, not an actual turd) when telling me about a particularly bad poop experience. His explanation for sending me the picture is "to show it was a bad poop", which I think is the surface level answer to my question at hand.
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Here is the conversation - it happened about a year ago with my husband, and then last weekend with my boyfriend. However, I have only recently started experiencing significant changes during sex with my boyfriend, particularly in the last six months.
A 16-year-old girl finds herself in a disgusting situation after an unexpected poop during a romantic encounter. She handles it with grace and determination.
This is the story of how I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend.
so long story short i was in bed watching tiktoks facing the opposite direction of my boyfriend, then i ask him "shhhh i think i heard something" and i let out a fart then burst out laughing (its normal in our relationship since we know each other for 3 years and we're comfortable) we both laugh and after about 2 minutes my bf stutters and says ...
This is long - I have to get it off my chest. TLDR; what do I do about my husband acting like a child and pooping on the floor? This is a throwaway account for very obvious reasons. My husband is a 43 year old man. He and I (42F) have been together for over 20 years, most of it very happy. He has always had a questionable relationship with alcohol.
Just wanna add that you gotta spray it before you poop for it to work. My boyfriend will spray it after, no matter how many times I tell him he's doing it wrong and it just makes the bathroom smell like flowery shits Reply reply froggyforrest •
I've been with my boyfriend for a little over a year and it's my first real relationship (his too). Things have been going very well and I'm so happy and 99% of the time feel more comfortable with him than anybody else, except for one little problem… I cannot poop when he's around, at all.
What do you do if you need to poo at your boyfriends? Here is how to get over the fear of pooping at a partner's house or when on a date.
Pooping around your S.O. isn't all the relationship hype it's caught up to be. This writer walks us through how she took the pressure off herself and took charge of her bowels — one tip at a time.
I went back to the apartment my boyfriend (22m) of one year and I lived at as we didn't have the funds for rehab. We also did not have the funds for an in-home nurse to help me so my paramedic-student boyfriend graciously stepped up and became my full time caretaker.
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Why you might poop during anal sex First, let's get real about what anal sex is: A penis or sex toy is going up your butt, so the fear that you might poop is common and normal.
If you dont fart on your boyfriend on purpose then you havent lived. At least now you dont have to go through the awkward "should i, shouldnt i" stage where to both try to hold out and let the other rip one first.
I asked my boyfriend if he could use his overcoat to cover me. This was much more embarassing for me than I thought, because while my bf was covering me, I was literally pooping just a few inches away from him. I used my hands to cover my face the entire time because I just haven't been this embarrassed and ashamed of myself in all my life.
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