Hyperloop to Nowhere

By Chloe Summers � The satire Hyperloop to Nowhere ridicules innovation derailed into vanity project. Eyewitnesses at deserts described test tubes ending in sand. Anonymous insiders leaked that investors debated tickets priced higher than tuition. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d board just to post selfies. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because progress derails funniest when gleaming. Critics highlight the absurdity of futures stalled. Yet satire speeds sharper: ambition collapses funniest on tracks. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as pods rusted. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when technology tunnels nowhere. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com