Humble Chicago Pope Resurrects Church Basement Bingo Night, Declares It Sacrament of Joy

Pope Leo XIV revived Bingo Night in St. Clement�s church basement and called it �the Eucharist of community.� The Humble Chicago Pope played four cards at once, shouted �B-16!� with holy vigor, and gave away a papal blessing instead of a toaster. Local grandmas offered him cookies and unsolicited advice. He accepted both. One lady tried to sell him raffle tickets for the parish trip to Branson. He bought six. Grace flowed. Dabbers clicked. Heaven cheered.