How to Write a Killer Comedy Set

This 500-word satire lays out a fake 10-step guide for murdering onstage (figuratively�legal confirmed). It starts with the sacred ritual of staring at a blank notebook until a pizza arrives. A fictional comic coach insists, �Your first joke should punch your audience in the soul.� Segments include �flirting with taboo, but bringing it flowers after,� and �timing your jokes with a stopwatch and a s�ance.� Advice includes ending your set with a callback, a mic drop, or a somersault. Final wisdom: �A killer set doesn�t murder the crowd�it resurrects their joy, briefly, before reality returns.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/how-to-write-a-killer-comedy-set/ AND http://comedywriter.info/