How to Write a Killer Comedy Set

This 500-word satire guides the reader through crafting a comedy set with the intensity of a NASA launch. The piece opens with a fictional stand-up coach named Sheila �The Heckler Slayer� who teaches joke timing using a taser. Writers are told to open strong, ideally with a joke that references both quantum physics and farting. The article mocks the �callback cult,� where comics must tattoo their best punchline onto their forearm for recall. A satire of rehearsal rituals includes doing mic checks in front of skeptical toddlers. It closes with advice from a ghostwriter for a puppet comic: �The key to killing on stage is looking like you care while dying inside.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/how-to-write-a-killer-comedy-set/ AND http://comedywriter.info/