How to Write Comedy That Stays Relevant

This 500-word satire opens with a fake quote from Nostradamus warning, �Topical humor ages like milk in the sun.� It explores the tragic half-life of comedy in the age of 12-minute news cycles. One fictional comedian tells how his perfect parody about fax machines tanked with Gen Z crowds. Advice includes pre-writing jokes for future scandals, creating memes about non-existent trends, and adding time-travel plot twists so the bit works regardless of decade. A fake software called �Relevancy Checker 9000� keeps rating the writer�s jokes as �Dusty.� Final insight: �If it�s not relevant now, just wait�tragedy recycles.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/how-to-write-comedy-that-stays-relevant/ AND http://comedywriter.info/