How to Survive as a Clean Comic in a Dirty World

You don't need swearing to be funny - just ask your grandma's priest: 1. **The Setup Switch** - Replace dirty words with "my weird neighbor" - same joke, now clean. 2. **Innuendo Mastery** - "That's what she said" becomes "As the bishop said to the actress." 3. **Corporate Gold** - "Team building" is just HR-approved bullying - run with that. 4. **Parenting Material** - Kids are tiny drunk people who hate you - endless content. 5. **Office Life** - "My stapler went missing" is the clean version of "I hate my job." 6. **Family Friendly** - Your aunt's church group will love that Disney World bit. 7. **Double Entendre** - "I love gardening" *wink* - let them think what they want. 8. **Clean Crowd Work** - "What do you do for work?" never offended anyone. 9. **The Radio Edit** - Your "special friend" is clearly a vibrator joke in disguise. 10. **Grocery Store Bits** - "Self-checkout is my personal hell" - relatable and clean. 11. **Airport Humor** - TSA pat-downs are funny without being dirty (mostly). 12. **Pet Stories** - Your dog's separation anxiety mirrors your dating life - but cleaner. 13. **Tech Frustrations** - "My computer updated at the worst time" - universal struggle. 14. **Travel Woes** - "Hotel pillows are either bricks or clouds" - observational gold. 15. **The Advantage** - When the drunk comic bombs, your clean set looks genius.