How To Suck Yourself Off

How To Suck Yourself Off
You must be at least eighteen years old to view this content. Are you over eighteen and willing to see adult content?
Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. ©2022 reddit inc. All rights reserved. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

Messages:
5,800

Likes Received:
27

Messages:
3,032

Likes Received:
82

does anybody have advice on how i can become more flexible or the best way i can get my mouth to my penis?

Messages:
3,032

Likes Received:
82

well it would be great if u could do it for me orgazmik, but masturbating to u works pretty good too

Messages:
1,454

Likes Received:
12

ya gotta be warmed up first and formost. don't try it in the morning after being in be all day, try doing it at night after a hot day full of physically demanding work.
Some XenForo functionality crafted by ThemeHouse .

This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.

by Jordyn Taylor and Zachary Zane Published: Jun 9, 2022
This content is imported from poll. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site.
Jordyn Taylor is the Deputy Editor of Content at Men's Health. She's covered health, wellness, fitness, and lifestyle since 2013, and has previously worked as a reporter and editor at Mic and the New York Observer.
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. We may earn a commission through links on our site.
If you haven’t changed things up since seventh grade, read this.
Most people with a penis learn to masturbate as quickly and quietly as possible. After all, when you're a testosterone-loaded adolescent, you have to content with the very real risk of your parents or siblings walking in and disturbing your, ah, personal time.
And there isn’t just a fear of getting caught jerking off—there’s also a lot of shame surrounding sexual pleasure when people are younger, says Dr. Uchenna “UC” Ossai, Pelvic PT, certified sexuality counselor and founder of YouSeeLogic , an online sexual education platform. “Few people were told that masturbating is natural and an excellent way to learn more about your sexual pleasure,” she says.
Those secretive, fast-and-furious masturbation habits can spill into adulthood, Shamyra Howard, sexologist and Men's Health advisory panel member, says in Men's Health Best. Sex. Ever . "Many guys are masturbating the same way they did when they were teens—all rushed," she says. "You need to change things up. If you're right-handed, use your left hand; involve sex toys; or try masturbating on your stomach. Also, don't focus only on your genitals. You have a whole body. Get your nipples, perineum, and anus involved."
The options might sound a little overwhelming. If you're sitting there thinking, I'll just go back to my old ways, thanks —WAIT! According to Howard, exploring new ways to masturbate can help benefit your sex life on the whole.
"As long as you're switching things up when you masturbate, you get an opportunity to explore and try different things with your body and to learn what you like," she says. "You can learn how you like your penis touched, which things turn you on, and which angles lead to more pleasure."
Try these 13 masturbation tips and techniques the next time you feel like getting down with yourself, and get ready to feel good— really good.
You’ve likely masturbated in the same position now for years, so try switching it up. “If you are a stander, try laying on your back. If you like to sit, stand up,” Dr. UC. says. “Changing positioning can improve your pelvic floor muscle resting tone, which can help improve the blood flow to your penis.” So changing up your masturbation positions won’t only feel good for the novelty, but it may also increase the strength of your erections.
Do you ever feel really horny after working out? Well, there’s a reason for that . You release hormones while working out, including adrenaline and dopamine a.k.a. the so-called "feel-good" chemical. Dr. UC adds that it’s excellent to masturbate after working out “because your endorphins are quite high, blood flow is great, and your pelvic floor muscles are completely relaxed.”
"The perineum is the area between the penis and the anus. It's full of nerve endings and very sensitive, so providing some vibration to it can often feel really good," says LELO Sexpert and NYU professor of Human Sexuality Dr. Zhana Vrangalova .
Try pressing a vibrating sex toy to your perineum while stroking your penis with your other hand. Vrangalova recommends either the LELO Lily 2 or the LELO Smart Wand . It's "sure to provide a different kind of orgasm," she says. There are also prostate massagers on the market that stimulate your perineum.
Sex toys aren't just for people with a vulva. For penis-owners, Emily Morse, a sex expert and host of the popular podcast Sex with Emily, recommends the Fleshlight, the popular handheld column that you slip over your junk to simulate the feel of real vaginal or anal sex . (You can even buy an accessory to free up both your hands.)
Vibrators have traditionally been marketed to people with a vulva, which makes sense, given that most need some form of external clitoral stimulation in order to climax during penetrative sex. But recent years have seen an increase in vibrating sex toys designed for dicks , because honestly, those vibrations can feel really damn good on penises, too! One 2012 study found that 44% of heterosexual men had enjoyed the experience of using a vibrator at some point in their life, so don't be shy about trying some of these toys.
"A lot of men, especially those who identify as straight, regularly miss out on a huge source of pleasure: their butts," Vrangalova says. "Butts (of all genders) have a huge number of nerve endings and stimulating them can feel really good. If you have a prostate that you can (indirectly) reach this way, that anal stimulation can be literally mind-blowing."
So how do you bring a little butt play into your next masturbation session? Vrangalova recommends using your hand or a prostate massage toy .
She recommends the LOKI Wave , which "has a nice long handle you can hold with one hand while you stroke with the other, and the wave motion of the internal vibrating part hits the prostate just right."
A cock ring—also known as a penis ring —is a band and that goes around the base of your penis (and sometimes your testicles, too), trapping blood flow in your shaft and thereby strengthening your erection. Cock rings often come up in conversations about how to last longer during partnered sex, but there's no reason not to reap their rock-hard benefits during solo sex. Speaking of benefits: In addition to stronger erections, some guys anecdotally say that cock rings give them stronger orgasms.
Ever heard of the " death grip "? If you find yourself having a hard time reaching orgasm during sex with a partner, it might be because you're squeezing your penis too hard and stroking too fast during masturbation.
"This amount of grip pressure and stroke speed cannot typically be reached with a partner, hence their orgasmic difficulties," Vrangalova says. "To prevent this from happening, make sure you switch up the grip and stroking speed, so you're used to ejaculating in different ways."
The 5-minute speed jerk is fine for most days. But if you have a little extra time, “ edging ”—also called the stop-and-start method—can help you achieve more intense orgasms, Morse promises.
Work yourself right up to the edge of ejaculation and then take a short break—just enough time for your erection to soften a bit. Then start the process over again. Do this three or four times before you orgasm , and you’ll experience more profound, powerful ejaculations, Morse says.
You’ve probably tried incorporating your non-dominant hand into your solo act. You may have even attempted the mythical “Stranger”—sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, and then using it to simulate the sensation of someone else doing the dirty work. But Morse advises using your opposite hand in more creative ways.
Turn your hand so it slides down your penis forefinger-first, and twist it as you stroke. You could also try holding your penis against your stomach with one hand while rapidly sliding a few fingers up and down the underside of your shaft. Like switching positions during sex, mixing in unfamiliar hand maneuvers can break up the tedium, Morse says.
There are nearly as many sex-specific nerve endings in your testicles as there are in your penis. Don’t neglect them, Morse urges.
While individual preferences and sensitivities play a big role in what you’ll enjoy, a lot of men discover an untapped source of stimulation—and more intense orgasms—by pulling down on their testicles rhythmically before ejaculation.
Some guys learn to ignore their penis entirely as they approach the big O, Morse says.
Masturbation entails sexually pleasuring yourself, but it does not mean you have to do it alone in a room with the door locked. Masturbation side-by-side with a partner can be an intimate experience—not to mention an easy, sexy option for when you're both too tired to do anything fancy. "Sex is so much more than penetration," Howard says. "Sex is any type of emotional, spiritual, physical, or erotic connection, and that includes mutual masturbation."
Plus, watching how your partner touches their own body can be a great way to learn exactly what they like in bed, and vice versa.
We know it sounds counterintuitive, but the less you obsess about climaxing, the more enjoyable your sexual experience is likely to be . In our race to have an orgasm, we often end up overlooking the most important aspect of a sexual experience: pleasure. If you have time on your hands, do what feels good —not what you think will get you over the finish line fastest.
"Most people masturbate because they want that release, but allow yourself to focus on the moment of intimacy between you and yourself," Howard says.
Zachary Zane is a Brooklyn-based writer, speaker, and activist whose work focuses on lifestyle, sexuality, and culture. He was formerly the digital associate editor at OUT Magazine and currently has a queer cannabis column, Puff Puff YASS , at Civilized .
5 Signs That You're Masturbating Too Damn Much
10 Ways Masturbation Is Awesome for Your Health
How to Clean Your Sex Toys the Right Way
Can You Have a Totally Hands-Free Orgasm? The Erotic Hypnosis Community Thinks So
He Used to Masturbate Up to 12 Hours a Day. Here's How He Got His Life Back
Here's How to (Almost) Have Real Sex Without Touching Another Human Being
Is Porn Addiction Real? This Woman Makes a Compelling Case
8 Sex Stories That Blew Our Minds In 2017
What It's Like to Be Allergic to Your Own Orgasms
The Psychology of Why Men Like Louis C.K. Masturbate In Front of Women
4 Reasons Why Hand Jobs Are Totally Underrated
Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. We may earn a commission through links on our site.
©Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Fix to Top
Fix to Top
Titles On
Titles Off

Games Movies Audio Art Channels Users

Main Sections

Games
Movies
Art
Audio
Your Feed

Extra, Extra!

Series
Collections
Game Judging
Movie Judging
Classic Portal
Downloads
Creator Resources

Community

Forums
Chat
Calendar
Artist News
Rankings
NG Wiki

NG Related

About
Help / FAQ
Support
The Staff
History
RSS
Copyright

©Copyright 1995-2022 Newgrounds, Inc. All rights reserved.
Privacy Policy
|
Terms of Use

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Have people always told you that it's impossible to blow yourself?
Do you need to give yourself a BJ without spreading your AIDS?
Then HERE is the perfect guide for YOU!
1. First of all, make sure you haven't eaten anything all day.
3. Sit somewhere comfy, like on your bed.
5. Once you have a huge boner, bend down.
That's all you need to do, people! AND IT WORKS! :D All tested.
*This doesn't do anything, but might make me laugh when your parents try to sue me.

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

I've heard that animals can do that to themselves, but we can't. What a shitty world!

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

I've got a girlfriend to do that for me.

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

We CAN! :D Try the above guide. It really works!

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

My friend made up these really trippin self fellatio instructions. I cant really be bothered explaining but add just_4_jp@hotmail.com to your msn list and he'll tell you, he's online now.

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Wouldn't the sensation of getting a blowjob be cancelled by the feeling of having a dick in your mouth?

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

It would only be possible if you removed two of your lowest ribs and then you would be able to go to town on......yourself.
"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Um, well guys can give themselves blowjobs but only when they have one or two ribbs removed ;)

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Just think to yourself, "It's MY dick, MY dick!" over and over, and that shouldn't be a problem.

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

(ridiculous # of views, a lot of replies)
Also, I like to use ellipses.......a lot...

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

What if your fat like me and have a belly in the way.

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

I find it a lot easier to simply remove my head from my neck and take it downtown. Makes those cumshots in your eye hurt that little bit more, but you wouldn't want to do it blindfolded. You don't know what you're sucking.
Or you could go the other way round, if you're lucky enough to weild a DETACHABLE PENIS. Mmmmm.
I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

The term 'go fuck yourself' have strange new connotations

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Don't you mean 'go s uck yourself'?

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Girls don't exist on the BBS! We all know that!

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

But isn't the prize much more important than the journey?

Response to
How To Give Yourself A Blow Job

Jun 16, 2005

Yeah , you don't wanna be in the same situation like that guy in the movie was ;)
... just imagine it : you
Viola Bailey Dildo
Young Fucked
First Time Wife Swap Video

How To Suck Yourself Off

Report Page