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April 2011
edited April 2013 in Life
This guide is dedicated to DogCuntFucker. Stay fucking that dog pussy bro. Legality
It is currently prohibited in thirty states to have sexual contact with an animal. This is why you must keep it a secret and make sure that you are secluded during the act. Here is a list of states that it is illegal in: http://www.animallaw.info/articles/ovuszoophilia.htm Why make love to my dogs?
Deep inside, your dog secretly hungers for more than the companionship offered in the usual human - dog relationship. They are LONELY, and tired of all these mutts who don't know what they're doing fucking them so roughly. That is where you come in. We humans are much more intelligent than dogs, and thus can make better lovers IF we educate ourselves. Plus, dogs make great lovers for humans as well. Their sloppy tongue feels great against my balls, and their oral skills on girls far surpasses that of any human male due to them having much longer tongues enabling them to reach places a human can not. Anatomy
Before you can proceed to making sweet love to your dog, you must first understand their sexual anatomy. This is crucial to being able to sexually satisfy your dog. Females
Before they have their first heat, the opening of the vagina is very small. Once it opens up for the bitch's first heat, the opening never goes back to as small as it once was, though it will shrink a bit when she is no longer in heat. Depending on how large the dog is, the first 1 - 2 inches of the vagina is at a 45 degree angle upwards, then goes on a few more inches until it ends at the cervix. Inside her vagina is also her bladder, which she urinates from. She also has a clitoris just inside her vulva. Here is a diagram:
Heat cycles are also important to know if you are going to be penetrating her vagina so that you will be aware of when she will be most receptive to your come on. The first stage is proestrus. The bitch's vagina swells up and releases a bloody discharge. The stage lasts for five to nine days and she will NOT be receptive to your sexual come ons in this stage. The next stage, extrus, is when she will be the most receptive. The stage also lasts five to nine days and is when the bitch will be open to your love. Males
Dog penises are very different to that of humans. They have a bone inside of their penis to provide support, and it enclosed in a sheath in order to keep it protected from the environment. Sperm is produced in testicles similar to that of us humans though. Oral:
First you will need to give the dog full access to your privates. Lay on your back on the edge of your bed and spread out your legs as far as you're comfortable doing so, with your legs off the bed giving your dog the best possible access to your pussy or penis. The first time, offer your dog a treat and spread it out on your genitals to get him/her used to licking you there. Peanut butter works well, but it varies from dog to dog. Just use whatever your dogs favorite treat is. If you're a guy, be EXTRA CAREFUL not to let him bite your balls off while he's licking you. My dog Rex was licking peanut butter off of my shaft once and he nibbled a bit. He didn't bite too hard, but I was bleeding a bit. I wouldn't recommend putting your penis inside your dogs mouth unless you're 100% sure she won't bite.
You can also give your dog oral. Start by gently rubbing his shaft until it becomes erect and leaves its sheath. Then give it a nice lick before swallow him whole. He should cum pretty quickly, all dogs are born with premature ejaculation. Expect a lot more cum when he ejaculates than you would from a human.
There's also the possibility of doing a 69 with your doggy. Lay under him and stimulate him/her with your mouth as your dog stimulates you as you've done before. I recommend trying this once you've already tried oral both ways. Vaginal
Alright, time for some fucking! Get on your knees, put your torso on your bed and let him fuck you doggy style like the filthy bitch you are. Put some peanut butter on your pussy, let him lick it off you, and when you're good and wet he'll be able to smell it, and he'll mount you. Once he puts his knot inside you won't be able to remove it without injury to him and yourself until he's gone soft.
You can also be fucked your dog in a number of other positions. Just experiment until you find one you and your dog really enjoy. The missionary position is probably the most popularly used one among dog lovers.
If you want to fuck your dogs vagina, wait until she is in the estrus stage of heat. She will be willing to accept you inside of her then. Massage her clitoris gently to arouse her and then thrust your penis inside of her. While you're fucking lean in and bite her on her neck and ears to show you're dominant and that she's to submit to your will.
Don't neglect the fun of playing with her nipples as well. Female dogs are superior to humans in that they have at least six nipples for you to suck on and play with.
That's all for now, I might add some more information later if I'm not feeling lazy. Anal
Before trying anal sex with your dog, make sure you get plenty of practice first so that you are able to take him fully. Purchase a dog penis dildo and work your ass with that until you're able to take him fully. You also need to accept that his knot may be in your ass for thirty minutes. Buy a dog dildo and practice with that. Lube up with olive oil or another natural oil, if you use Vaseline your dog's penis will fall off in to your asshole and you'll be forever stuck with a doggy penis up your ass. Lube up real good outside and inside your bum to make it easy for your dog. Also make sure your bum is clean of poo or you better be ready to lick that poo off your dog's dick when you're done. Now get in to the doggy position and take that dog cock up your ass. BDSM
Feeling adventurous? Dog's hunger for sex extends beyond the conventional. They want to be bound and ball gagged. They want to be whipped on their sweet little doggy ass. They want to be bitten. They want you to light a candle and pour the hot wax on them. It's your responsibility as the doggy's lover to give him/her what they want. Just make sure you have a safe word set up in case it gets too intense. "ROOFOOFOOFOOF" works well. Me and my bitch use light bdsm play as foreplay all the time.
A video demonstration is necessary.
A video demonstration is necessary.
Thanks, you beat me to it btw. I was thinking of writing something like that. Kudos!
Thanks for the link. Just gotta pick up one of these stray kitties around here.
Are there certain dogs that are better at sex?
Thanks, you beat me to it btw. I was thinking of writing something like that. Kudos!
Are there certain dogs that are better at sex?
Saint Bernards are known for having massive penises if that's what you're in to.
What breed would put up the less resistance to being raped?
And I'm guessing something like a Chihuahua would be the opposite?
What breed would put up the less resistance to being raped?
This guide made me laugh my fucking ass off, good stuff dude. Well written too, I actually read through the whole thing and actually LEARNED something from it!
I'm gonna update this guide in one to three weeks with more information. Hold tight bitches.
I'm gonna update this guide in one to three weeks with more information. Hold tight bitches.
bornkiller
Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
looks like I'm moving back to NM
(as far I could tell it wasn't on the list where it was illegal) cock fighting is illegal though.
bornkiller
Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
looks like I'm moving back to NM
(as far I could tell it wasn't on the list where it was illegal) cock fighting is illegal though.
Is there going to be any more of this guide or is it completely finished now? I think it should be compiled into a single guide and added to the CMS :thumbsup: Made me laugh quite a bit, good job dude.
Is there going to be any more of this guide or is it completely finished now? I think it should be compiled into a single guide and added to the CMS :thumbsup: Made me laugh quite a bit, good job dude.
You ruined my marriage you worthless piece of shit! Yesterday i caught my wife of 5 years doing unspeakables with our family dog. I was absolutely shocked. Today i searched through our computer and found this website bookmarked. You corrupted my innocent wifes mind and brainwashed her to do unspeakable with our dog. I will alerted the authorities about this horrible site for animal abuse and terrorism. May god have mercy on your souls.
lol @ Thomas, what kind of dog? also post pics of ur wifes tits.
You ruined my marriage you worthless piece of shit! Yesterday i caught my wife of 5 years doing unspeakables with our family dog. I was absolutely shocked. Today i searched through our computer and found this website bookmarked. You corrupted my innocent wifes mind and brainwashed her to do unspeakable with our dog. I will alerted the authorities about this horrible site for animal abuse and terrorism. May god have mercy on your souls.
Haha, great guide dude. Only on Totse.....
P.S ThomasHammel=troll
would it stand in court that it was the dog that raped me??
Is there going to be any more of this guide or is it completely finished now? I think it should be compiled into a single guide and added to the CMS :thumbsup: Made me laugh quite a bit, good job dude.
I can't believe I just published this. :facepalm:
Trx already published this article a few days ago . Therefore the duplicate should be deleted. Thanks.
Trx already published this article a few days ago . Therefore the duplicate should be deleted. Thanks.
Yeah, sorry about that guys. I think I was drunk or something, I forgot to move it to CMS central and do it all properly. My bad!
Heheh, finding this published is hilarious. But good job editors! You make totse.info proud.
http://www.kinkyconsumer.com/dildos/other_anal_toys.htm
^ I always wonder what must go through the minds of the Chinese factory workers where this stuff is made
Hi zhang! ^^ where do you work now?
Oh, at the factory 2 blocks from here.
Oh that's nice. Is the pay good? What do you do?
Euhmm, yeah the pay is min. wage but you know, it's lucky to have something in this recession.
yeah yeah that's right. What was it that you do again?
Oh, just manual work and stuff
Oh, like what?
Umm, you know, painting and stuff...
Oh what do you paint?
Dog penises.
Oh. >.>
Sucking dog nipples?
Enjoy your ring worm, just for starters, if anyone follows through on the advce in this "guide." I really wouldn't even mind zoophiles if it weren't for the fact that they don't just stick to animals, they usually have partners and big groups of people they have sexual intercourse with. That's how diseases get passed onto unknowing males who know nothing about this and just happen to have sex with some degenerate cunt. This degeneracy would be highly discouraged and welcomed with capital punishment if ever I come to power or manage to hold influence over anyone coming to power.
I don't think this website will ever be a patch on the original totse, I'm sorry to say.
Sucking dog nipples?
Enjoy your ring worm, just for starters, if anyone follows through on the advce in this "guide." I really wouldn't even mind zoophiles if it weren't for the fact that they don't just stick to animals, they usually have partners and big groups of people they have sexual intercourse with. That's how diseases get passed onto unknowing males who know nothing about this and just happen to have sex with some degenerate cunt.
I don't think this website will ever be a patch on the original totse, I'm sorry to say.
Not much really, just work and life seeming ever more expensive as time goes on.
my god you sick bastards,fucking yours dogs? wtf this is not even funny.You are fucked up,they should put you in prison and let other prisoners fuck you or they
should kill you in the most painfull and sufferable way.
Darth Beaver
Meine Ehre heißt Treue
my god you sick bastards,fucking yours dogs? wtf this is not even funny.You are fucked up,they should put you in prison and let other prisoners fuck you or they
should kill you in the most painfull and sufferable way.
bornkiller
Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
my god you sick bastards,fucking yours dogs? wtf this is not even funny.You are fucked up,they should put you in prison and let other prisoners fuck you or they
should kill you in the most painfull and sufferable way.
All I'm getting from this post is ^^
WooF, WooF, WooF, Woof, WooF,
WooF, WooF, Woof, WooF, WooF,
WooF, Woof, WooF, WooF, WooF,
Woof, WooF, WooF, WooF, Woof!
and it's giving me a raging boner & making my dog all wet. :rolleyes:
question if ur dog doesnt have balls does it mean he wont have sex with u? and i have tried anal before and oral. the anal all he does is lick my butt and oral he strts growling at me when i rub it...any advice?
question if ur dog doesnt have balls does it mean he wont have sex with u? and i have tried anal before and oral. the anal all he does is lick my butt and oral he strts growling at me when i rub it...any advice?
He won't get aroused, I suggest keeping lube handy.
my god you sick bastards,fucking yours dogs? wtf this is not even funny.You are fucked up,they should put you in prison and let other prisoners fuck you or they
should kill you in the most painfull and sufferable way.
bornkiller
Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
i have tried anal before and oral. the anal all he does is lick my butt and oral he strts growling at me when i rub it...any advice?
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