How To Propel Your Corporation To The Top With Nothing But Buzzwords
https://spintaxi.com/how-to-propel-your-corporation-to-the-top-with-nothing-but-buzzwords/A leaked consulting report reveals the foolproof formula: 43% "synergy," 28% "pivot," 19% "blockchain-adjacent," and 10% random hand gestures. "Just say 'AI-powered cloud-native solution' until they stop asking questions," advises the document. Early tests show this approach can secure $20M in VC funding before anyone realizes you've described a toaster. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/how-to-propel-your-corporation-to-the-top-with-nothing-but-buzzwords/